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A lesson in trolling for the TrollWars noobs.

Mentalist

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I am image spamming TW partly because it is one the lamest forms of annoyance ever. It's to prove a point that will become apparant eventually. The board will become unusable unless you shut me down and censor me.

If you don't and stay free of ultra hypocrisy then the board will become technically a wasteland of fucked up threads and topics. We used to have the same policy here at TK. We eventually got tired of the low-brow disruption to the board by the many and varied invasions that have surpassed anything that any one of you has been able to muster so we changed policy to favour intelligence over childish disruption.

It is quite true that none of you seem to have a grasp on what trolling is. I have been called gay about a billion times by your ilk so far. Do you think this bothers me? One of the FIRST lessons of becoming a good troll is to attack the truth. Attack the character of your victim with truths. Calling me gay and all the offensive iterations of it is pointless. I neither take offence or am in the slightest bit worried about it. It's a generic FLAME. Nothing more. This is so far what your board consists of. Generic flames. I have seen no troll expertise here.


Now.. FLAMING IS NOT TROLLING. Stringing a sequence of insults together - usually obsense - riddled with sexual innuendo and going so far as to scrape the barrel of 'yo momma' jokes is not trolling. It is flaming. These two things are not the same. Trolling is and should be an artfrom. A good troll should never need to swear. A good troll should never ever need to flame. It is actually considered amatuerish to flame while trolling. It means you're desperate, you are trying to incite attention through direct confrontation. As I said, that's easy and it's called flaming. A succesful troll is a machiavellian move of unbridled smarts vs an individual or community that is literally "trolled" in, hook, line and sinker into 'your' game of which you dictate the pace.Trollwars is nothing but a flame pit. At TK we have similar problems, don't get me wrong. We have some really fucking stupid cunts of our own. But coming up with homosexual orientated insults or making lame photoshop manips (usually homosexual in nature) it's just playground tactics. It's expected of an eleven year old. This will win you no accolades at TK.

You need to bring something a little better than that to gain any respect. Where are your trophies of past incursions and successful trolls? Do you just go to a board and flame it?

Your own members have said so much that a 'real' troll is someone who can change proxies at speed blah blah blah.. :roll: Umm, no. A REAL troll should not be needing to resort to such tactics since they won't be getting banned, will they. Because they are smart enough to find the weakness in the targeted community and expolit it.

Because really, how any of you can call this trolling is beyond me. You have a long way to go. A looong way. So far you have flamed TK. Wow, great one. We have a different invasion every week. It keeps the membership busy for a while going back and forth then the next one starts up and you all dissapear and it continues ad infinitum.

Just a few recent invasions at TK.

The DLA civil war. The Comicon invasion. The Bungie invasion. The Skan invasion. The Ranter invasion. The Stripper invasion (Thanks to me and TQ, though these babes were actually cool)

And now the Trollwars invasion. Well whoopdeefuckingdoo. You are destined to be nothing more than a footnote, though I am more than happy to spell it out for you anyway.


I will therefore continue to flood your board because it is a lesson for you all. You will eventually understand that low-brow disruptive techniques should not be protected or tolerated. To have a decent community you need to encourage one. You will get it through your thick homosexual insult laden brains soon enough.


You make the choice. You want to be a flamer or a troller?
 
Menty said:
The DLA civil war. The Comicon invasion. The Bungie invasion. The Skan invasion. The Ranter invasion. The Stripper invasion (Thanks to me and TQ, though these babes were actually cool)

And that's just in the last year.
 
Mentalist said:
Ahh, the old you replied on a MESSAGEBOARD so you're trolled game. Amateurish to the last.

LOL, the "I made you look" troll. I have a 6 year old niece that does it.
 
This is not intended to be a thread hijacking but rather a demonstration.



Recently, jack and myself had a bit of fun with the Turds.

If I might have your attention, the fun originates from post 8, and starts at post 11.

Thread


Scarlett O'Hara weak damage control notwithstanding, some of them really shat their pants for a moment. Bear in mind that this was competely impromtu on our part; there had been no communication between us regarding what occured in the thread. Call it 'synergy.'


And what do we have a day later, from one poster who has banned! but who can still post?


wow you really hurt my feelings. I think I enjoy fucking with you faggot pincushions in Karma anyway. BTW what kind of a "Troll" threatens to sue for libel anyway?

http://www.trollkingdom.com/forum/showpost.php?p=736448&postcount=6

What's the point here? That this quick and dirty trolling by me and jack, totally off the cuff, was still infinitely more creative than what we have seen from these characters thus far, and still more memorable (enough to be mentioned by the same rambling children who were victimized by this), than some 'YOU LOSER' reputation hit.

And now, for some karma comments, sexual in nature, possibly regarding myself and jack:
 
Mentalist said:
sith lord of rudeness said:
Yet they consider us to be "beneath" them so they STILL come over here. ::)

I think I am getting my USDA fill of IRONY. ::)
Real irony is posting that comment in a sub-forum dedicated to Trollkingdom.


There is your irony.

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Mentalist said:
The Bungie invasion.

I don't think we qualify to be honest, because we've usually got our hands so full with the assload of traffic at Bungie, we really didn't have the time left over to put in that good an effort, although a handful of us did try.
 
Caitriona said:
LOL, the "I made you look" troll. I have a 6 year old niece that does it.

There is a game, ...

put one hand into the "OK" sign, hold it below normal level, if your niece looks at it, poke her in the shoulder.
Don't tell her why.
If she does it again, do it again. If she learns what you are doing, she can do it too.
After a while, it becomes a game of, "how can I make you look at this?"
Al Snow from WWEs Tough Enough is a master at it.
 
SSgt_Sniper said:
That was a really good one. Did you remember it before or after I said something about it the other day?

Well no I went to use it when a TurdWarrior was talking about it. I had thought about it when you shpwed up, but wasn't moved to use it until then.
 
To quote myself:

"Trolling, as an art form, eliciting reaction, building confidences and then twisting them, shocking or genuinely creating, it's as good as other forms of writing, or provocative art."

I have my gripes with TK, manufactured drama and up's and downs on poster quality, but it's worlds better than what little I've seen as of late from the newbies. At least the strippers had some spirit and even a bit of brains behind the tits.

Sorry TW, don't see it, don't feel it. You disappoint and bore me. And that's probably the most heinous sin that a Troll can have: to be boring.

Give me some meat to chew on and I'll play with you kiddies, but I don't see anything yet.
 
We have spotted two potential trolls out of this lot, or at least conversationalists. Gurk, and Cranky Bastard. Not surprisingly, they are often put in the uncomfortable position of having to defend their lessers.
 
Messenger said:
We have spotted two potential trolls out of this lot, or at least conversationalists. Gurk, and Cranky Bastard. Not surprisingly, they are often put in the uncomfortable position of having to defend their lessers.

I meant this thread in particular.
 
Mentalist said:
The DLA civil war. The Comicon invasion. The Bungie invasion. The Skan invasion. The Ranter invasion. The Stripper invasion (Thanks to me and TQ, though these babes were actually cool)

You want to be a flamer or a troller?


Ahhh, good times. So what ever happened to the DLA?
 
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