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A lesson in trolling for the TrollWars noobs.

Gagh said:
Far from it. I was in fact, trying to pick my way past Loopy's unintelligible dross, before you showed up re-using the same boring monkey joke you've been using for the last few days.
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Oook ooook ook OOOoooook!

Here's a peanut, monkey. Dance!
 
Mentalist said:
I am image spamming TW partly because it is one the lamest forms of annoyance ever. It's to prove a point that will become apparant eventually. The board will become unusable unless you shut me down and censor me.

If you don't and stay free of ultra hypocrisy then the board will become technically a wasteland of fucked up threads and topics. We used to have the same policy here at TK. We eventually got tired of the low-brow disruption to the board by the many and varied invasions that have surpassed anything that any one of you has been able to muster so we changed policy to favour intelligence over childish disruption.

It is quite true that none of you seem to have a grasp on what trolling is. I have been called gay about a billion times by your ilk so far. Do you think this bothers me? One of the FIRST lessons of becoming a good troll is to attack the truth. Attack the character of your victim with truths. Calling me gay and all the offensive iterations of it is pointless. I neither take offence or am in the slightest bit worried about it. It's a generic FLAME. Nothing more. This is so far what your board consists of. Generic flames. I have seen no troll expertise here.


Now.. FLAMING IS NOT TROLLING. Stringing a sequence of insults together - usually obsense - riddled with sexual innuendo and going so far as to scrape the barrel of 'yo momma' jokes is not trolling. It is flaming. These two things are not the same. Trolling is and should be an artfrom. A good troll should never need to swear. A good troll should never ever need to flame. It is actually considered amatuerish to flame while trolling. It means you're desperate, you are trying to incite attention through direct confrontation. As I said, that's easy and it's called flaming. A succesful troll is a machiavellian move of unbridled smarts vs an individual or community that is literally "trolled" in, hook, line and sinker into 'your' game of which you dictate the pace.Trollwars is nothing but a flame pit. At TK we have similar problems, don't get me wrong. We have some really fucking stupid cunts of our own. But coming up with homosexual orientated insults or making lame photoshop manips (usually homosexual in nature) it's just playground tactics. It's expected of an eleven year old. This will win you no accolades at TK.

You need to bring something a little better than that to gain any respect. Where are your trophies of past incursions and successful trolls? Do you just go to a board and flame it?

Your own members have said so much that a 'real' troll is someone who can change proxies at speed blah blah blah.. :roll: Umm, no. A REAL troll should not be needing to resort to such tactics since they won't be getting banned, will they. Because they are smart enough to find the weakness in the targeted community and expolit it.

Because really, how any of you can call this trolling is beyond me. You have a long way to go. A looong way. So far you have flamed TK. Wow, great one. We have a different invasion every week. It keeps the membership busy for a while going back and forth then the next one starts up and you all dissapear and it continues ad infinitum.

Just a few recent invasions at TK.

The DLA civil war. The Comicon invasion. The Bungie invasion. The Skan invasion. The Ranter invasion. The Stripper invasion (Thanks to me and TQ, though these babes were actually cool)

And now the Trollwars invasion. Well whoopdeefuckingdoo. You are destined to be nothing more than a footnote, though I am more than happy to spell it out for you anyway.


I will therefore continue to flood your board because it is a lesson for you all. You will eventually understand that low-brow disruptive techniques should not be protected or tolerated. To have a decent community you need to encourage one. You will get it through your thick homosexual insult laden brains soon enough.


You make the choice. You want to be a flamer or a troller?
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"I like my girls like I like my scotch...12 years old and mixed up with coke."- Mentalist, describing his perfect girlfriend.
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Remember DIPSHIT, that is a direct quote. Never forget it. Don't try to explain it off as some bullshit as you did last time. It's right there. I checked. You did say that. MORON. *hides my 12 year old cousin from MENTALCASE PEDOPHILE*
 
Dark Link said:
I dont think that quote will ever get old. I still laugh whenever I read it.
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Shit little boy, you laugh whenever you look down at the toothpick you call a cock in between your legs. Just as the bitches do when they catch you stuffing a ball of your socks into the crotch area of your pants.
 
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SSgt_Sniper said:
When I want your opinion I'll have Jack tell it to you.
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Listen up, little boy. The ignore button is a waste of code and only used by monumental pussies

Here's how you ignore someone:






























































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Gurk_MacGuintey said:
Listen up, little boy. The ignore button is a waste of code and only used by monumental pussies

Here's how you ignore someone:
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So, where you the best that Turd Wars had to offer? Or just runner up?
 
Sarek said:
So, where you the best that Turd Wars had to offer? Or just runner up?
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Do you win the trekkie costume contest at all the conventions? Or do you just dress up in your vulcan suit to pose in front of the mirror in your mom's basement the dead of night?
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
Do you win the trekkie costume contest at all the conventions? Or do you just dress up in your vulcan suit to pose in front of the mirror in your mom's basement the dead of night?
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Gagh said:
Does anybody know what the fuck this is supposed to mean?
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Yes, I believe what Loopy was attempting to say was that I hung out at check cashing places to give head to people who where cashing their checks, that I might earn a daily stipend myself.

I do understand why that might be difficult to cypher, given the arrangement.
 
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