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A lesson in trolling for the TrollWars noobs.

Mentalist said:
I am image spamming TW partly because it is one the lamest forms of annoyance ever. It's to prove a point that will become apparant eventually. The board will become unusable unless you shut me down and censor me.

If you don't and stay free of ultra hypocrisy then the board will become technically a wasteland of fucked up threads and topics. We used to have the same policy here at TK. We eventually got tired of the low-brow disruption to the board by the many and varied invasions that have surpassed anything that any one of you has been able to muster so we changed policy to favour intelligence over childish disruption.

It is quite true that none of you seem to have a grasp on what trolling is. I have been called gay about a billion times by your ilk so far. Do you think this bothers me? One of the FIRST lessons of becoming a good troll is to attack the truth. Attack the character of your victim with truths. Calling me gay and all the offensive iterations of it is pointless. I neither take offence or am in the slightest bit worried about it. It's a generic FLAME. Nothing more. This is so far what your board consists of. Generic flames. I have seen no troll expertise here.


Now.. FLAMING IS NOT TROLLING. Stringing a sequence of insults together - usually obsense - riddled with sexual innuendo and going so far as to scrape the barrel of 'yo momma' jokes is not trolling. It is flaming. These two things are not the same. Trolling is and should be an artfrom. A good troll should never need to swear. A good troll should never ever need to flame. It is actually considered amatuerish to flame while trolling. It means you're desperate, you are trying to incite attention through direct confrontation. As I said, that's easy and it's called flaming. A succesful troll is a machiavellian move of unbridled smarts vs an individual or community that is literally "trolled" in, hook, line and sinker into 'your' game of which you dictate the pace.Trollwars is nothing but a flame pit. At TK we have similar problems, don't get me wrong. We have some really fucking stupid cunts of our own. But coming up with homosexual orientated insults or making lame photoshop manips (usually homosexual in nature) it's just playground tactics. It's expected of an eleven year old. This will win you no accolades at TK.

You need to bring something a little better than that to gain any respect. Where are your trophies of past incursions and successful trolls? Do you just go to a board and flame it?

Your own members have said so much that a 'real' troll is someone who can change proxies at speed blah blah blah.. :roll: Umm, no. A REAL troll should not be needing to resort to such tactics since they won't be getting banned, will they. Because they are smart enough to find the weakness in the targeted community and expolit it.

Because really, how any of you can call this trolling is beyond me. You have a long way to go. A looong way. So far you have flamed TK. Wow, great one. We have a different invasion every week. It keeps the membership busy for a while going back and forth then the next one starts up and you all dissapear and it continues ad infinitum.

Just a few recent invasions at TK.

The DLA civil war. The Comicon invasion. The Bungie invasion. The Skan invasion. The Ranter invasion. The Stripper invasion (Thanks to me and TQ, though these babes were actually cool)

And now the Trollwars invasion. Well whoopdeefuckingdoo. You are destined to be nothing more than a footnote, though I am more than happy to spell it out for you anyway.


I will therefore continue to flood your board because it is a lesson for you all. You will eventually understand that low-brow disruptive techniques should not be protected or tolerated. To have a decent community you need to encourage one. You will get it through your thick homosexual insult laden brains soon enough.


You make the choice. You want to be a flamer or a troller?
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OH shut the fuck up already you dim piece of shit. The ultimate troll would be the fact I started this war between TK and TW. The best you could do is COMMENT upon it. This makes you my bitch. Now go fuck off.
 
Lucy, there is no war. No one cares.

The most that has happened is that we're teaching them that there is more to trolling then what they believe. Nothing more nothing less.

Once again I state;

You are not this almighty troll master as you claim to be, you are like a fart in the wind, noticed then forgotten.
 
Dark Link said:
Lucy, there is no war. No one cares.

The most that has happened is that we're teaching them that there is more to trolling then what they believe. Nothing more nothing less.

Once again I state;

You are not this almighty troll master as you claim to be, you are like a fart in the wind, noticed then forgotten.
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I claimed to be a troll master? Strange since I have never claimed to be a troll either. I merely state fact. I did start a war. Fact. It has gone on for some time. Fact. Accept it you little piece of shit. You are just angry whatever you says is completely and utterly meaningless. What I have said caused a war. You were saying...?
 
SaintLucifer said:
I claimed to be a troll master? Strange since I have never claimed to be a troll either. I merely state fact. I did start a war. Fact. It has gone on for some time. Fact. Accept it you little piece of shit. You are just angry whatever you says is completely and utterly meaningless. What I have said caused a war. You were saying...?
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Sigh, Lucy... The harder you try, the dumber you look.

You didn't start a war, You caused a half assed invasion that lasted maybe a week or two at best. A few are still here learning, others have left.

Basically, My favorite demotivator sums you up;

http://www.despair.com/delusions.html

Delusions said:
There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.
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Dark Link said:
Sigh, Lucy... The harder you try, the dumber you look.

You didn't start a war, You caused a half assed invasion that lasted maybe a week or two at best. A few are still here learning, others have left.

Basically, My favorite demotivator sums you up;

http://www.despair.com/delusions.html
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So you admit it is true? About time. Those from Troll Wars admit the same. I caused an 'invasion' which in turn caused those from Troll Kingdom to retaliate. I never expected it to get so out of hand. Sad. Never in my entire time on this site have I ever admitted to being a troll. I have pointed out I post whatever I may but without the intention of being a troll. I could care less about 'trolling'. That shit is for children. Go ahead and check ALL of my threads. Show me one that says I admit to being a troll. You will fail. You will however succeed in finding posts where I claim I am NOT a troll. Go ahead. Look my little bitch.
 
Not really Lucy. Your piss poor excuse for an invasion lead to nothing more then a group of people finding out what trolling really is. TK didn't retaliate, we showed them how stupid they were using their own tactics against them, then stopped and began to teach them.

And I couldn't care less what you say normally, but you give yourself to much credit. It's like your knowledge of history, severely lacking in truth.
 
Dark Link said:
Not really Lucy. Your piss poor excuse for an invasion lead to nothing more then a group of people finding out what trolling really is. TK didn't retaliate, we showed them how stupid they were using their own tactics against them, then stopped and began to teach them.

And I couldn't care less what you say normally, but you give yourself to much credit. It's like your knowledge of history, severely lacking in truth.
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'My' invasion? Fuck you are a child aren't you? I did not participate in said invasion so how is it MY invasion? So NOW you are giving credit where it is due but twisting my words (as you do with my history posts) by claiming it was MY invasion? Shit. I never said it was MY invasion. I merely stated I posted some things in TROLL WARS which resulted in the invasion. What the members of TROLL WARS do with their time is none of my business. Whilst they were invading this site I stayed out of it and you and everyone else in TK knows it.

You 'showed them how stupid they were using their own tactics against them'. That my little child is called RETALIATION. Fuck you are dumb. What is your age again sweetiepie? 14? Christ on a stick. I am giving myself credit? I did not give me the credit. Members of this site AND the denizens of TW gave me the credit. I merely advance this truth.
 
Mentalist said:
Just wind the key up on his fat fucking head and off he goes.. :D
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It's funny, say so little and it riles him up so much he has to type paragraphs of shit that I dont read anyway.
 
Why do you think he took on a big yellow font? Because nobody reads him past about the first line.
 
Loopy from TW said:
Here's one That relpy blows like Jack outside a chack cashing place on the 1st and 15th
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Does anybody know what the fuck this is supposed to mean?
 
Far from it. I was in fact, trying to pick my way past Loopy's unintelligible dross, before you showed up re-using the same boring monkey joke you've been using for the last few days.
 
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