^For some reason that strikes me as pretty damn funny.
Who knew a tea thread could be so much fun? I mean besides Dr. Dave.
I like Earl Grey but I can't picture Picard drinking it. I mean, I know he's French and all, but it's the gayest tea ever (well, aside from plum tea). If word got out he'd be a laughing stock.
People should be arrested for using Splenda.
That's just "my opinion," though, so we shall see how it goes!
You know how we know that story was made up?
No it's not "why would the cops be called on Loktar", nor the fact Loktar is stuffing splenda packets up his ass, no it's the fact Loktar said he had a door. That is how we know he made that all up.
You never specified what door in your original post.