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A nice cup of tea

I don't imagine that hot tea STUFF would make good iced tea. Iced tea is an art form. WITH SUGAR.
 
I like Earl Grey with a little milk and sugar. For other dark teas I go the honey/lemon route.

I just drank a Snapple Peach Iced Tea. I feel like I gained 2 pounds.
 
Earl Grey doesn't require any milk IMO, but I'll try it. I take it you brew it for a bit longer or there wouldn't be much taste.
 
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People should be arrested for using Splenda.

That's just "my opinion," though, so we shall see how it goes!

I almost was arrested. Luckily I was able shove the 400 tiny packets of Splends up my ass and jump out the first floor window and make a run for it before the cops kicked down my door.
 
You know how we know that story was made up?

No it's not "why would the cops be called on Loktar", nor the fact Loktar is stuffing splenda packets up his ass, no it's the fact Loktar said he had a door. That is how we know he made that all up.
 
You know how we know that story was made up?

No it's not "why would the cops be called on Loktar", nor the fact Loktar is stuffing splenda packets up his ass, no it's the fact Loktar said he had a door. That is how we know he made that all up.

Fact 1. Its my bedroom door that is missing.
Fact 2. My bedroom is not on the first floor.

Story still could beis(n't) true
 
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