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A nice cup of tea

I don't imagine that hot tea STUFF would make good iced tea. Iced tea is an art form. WITH SUGAR.
 
Chuck Norris is gay? That's...AWESOME!
 
^For some reason that strikes me as pretty damn funny.

Who knew a tea thread could be so much fun? I mean besides Dr. Dave.

Any tea lover.

I like Earl Grey but I can't picture Picard drinking it. I mean, I know he's French and all, but it's the gayest tea ever (well, aside from plum tea). If word got out he'd be a laughing stock.

:rwmad:

It is a fine tea!
 
I like Earl Grey with a little milk and sugar. For other dark teas I go the honey/lemon route.

I just drank a Snapple Peach Iced Tea. I feel like I gained 2 pounds.
 
I take my tea straight.
 
Madness!

I take mine with milk and splenda.
 
Earl Grey doesn't require any milk IMO, but I'll try it. I take it you brew it for a bit longer or there wouldn't be much taste.
 
People should be arrested for using Splenda.

That's just "my opinion," though, so we shall see how it goes!
 
I use just a tiny dash of milk, the tea should still be translucent but it gives it a little body and takes the edge off.
 
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^^I sometimes have conversations like that with my son.
 
Topical for US Memorial Day weekend!
 
Does anyone remember what Memorial Day is all about?
 
It is to honor those of us who have fallen to defend our way of life.
 
Is that what they were doing?
 
People should be arrested for using Splenda.

That's just "my opinion," though, so we shall see how it goes!

I almost was arrested. Luckily I was able shove the 400 tiny packets of Splends up my ass and jump out the first floor window and make a run for it before the cops kicked down my door.
 
You know how we know that story was made up?

No it's not "why would the cops be called on Loktar", nor the fact Loktar is stuffing splenda packets up his ass, no it's the fact Loktar said he had a door. That is how we know he made that all up.
 
You know how we know that story was made up?

No it's not "why would the cops be called on Loktar", nor the fact Loktar is stuffing splenda packets up his ass, no it's the fact Loktar said he had a door. That is how we know he made that all up.

Fact 1. Its my bedroom door that is missing.
Fact 2. My bedroom is not on the first floor.

Story still could beis(n't) true
 
You never specified what door in your original post.
 
You never specified what door in your original post.

Dammit!

Edit: Wait a minute....I jumped out of a first floor window....why wouldn't I jumped out of my second story bedroom window if they kicked in my bedroom door?
 
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