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A picture of the ring I made for myself.

Cody said:
You run a sink of hot water or jus hold it for a bit silly fucker.
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why bother...
and holding a pound of steel for an hour ruins the moment...

anyway this guy's fingernails are filthy...what kind of women would allow those near her vag



vag is my new word of choice thanks to you
 
Bent Troll said:
why bother...
and holding a pound of steel for an hour ruins the moment...

anyway this guy's fingernails are filthy...what kind of women would allow those near her vag



vag is my new word of choice thanks to you
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Well you're only about 5 years late on the uptake.
 
I make all kinds of stuff, Made two weed pipes this evening.

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bad dog said:
I make all kinds of stuff, Made two weed pipes this evening.

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seeing as how stainless is far better than that aluminum shit they make now and its heavier (can throw farther) you can get a side business going making custom bats to fit people's dugouts when they lose them. You can also invent a easy to break down and clean stainless bong and call it the indestructibong or something else cool and charge a couple bens for it. They do not make protopipes anymore by the way, ask 'gear. You can get 40 bucks each for clones of them all day long.
 
I kinda wish I'd gotten a stainless steel ring. The one I've got is pretty nice: white gold, 8mm width, heavy as a fucking .45 round. It's also engraved on the inside and out --the outer surface has 5 deeply-carved symbols, which, because of the softness of the alloy, have taken quite a bit of punishment over the last 5 years. One of them took a really good hit and I fear is now marred beyond repair.
 
A week ago my woman woke up and told me I need a wife. I said fine we will go to the court house and get a marriage license. Later in the day I got home from some appointments and told her ass to get dressed, we are going to the court house and will get married Thursday. She shot me down, she did say YES but not right now.

Saturday morning she was sitting with a funny look on her face, I asked her whats up. she said thinking.. I asked about what? She said " how to sound proof the bed room, and how to tell her kids she is moving out"

I took my woman home Sunday after 16 days at my house. When we got to her place her daughter was whining and bitching about her not being home than my love said " I am moving out and going to live in walla walla". Dead silence from the kids..

She then said " By the way we are getting married." Oh shit that was funny. They liked me hauling away bitchy mom for weeks but now they will have to feed themselves and pay all the bills. they dont think im so cool now.

My daughter loves her new future step mom and is willing to go help my lady pack up her shit and move.

I am so fucking happy, im getting exactly what I want. :D

Damn life can be so good.
 
dude i bought a box of screws the other day and it did not make me feel like these things seem to do for you..
i realize your hands are filthy because your some sort of hillbilly inbred throw back, but if your going to try to sell this useless junk online....wash your hands for the ads...
 
Bent Troll said:
dude i bought a box of screws the other day and it did not make me feel like these things seem to do for you..
i realize your hands are filthy because your some sort of hillbilly inbred throw back, but if your going to try to sell this useless junk online....wash your hands for the ads...
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If my woman wanted the hands of a woman on her she would just fuck a woman. I dont care I just want full video rights of her and a woman. I still get mine.
 
Archibald Nixon said:
I kinda wish I'd gotten a stainless steel ring. The one I've got is pretty nice: white gold, 8mm width, heavy as a fucking .45 round. It's also engraved on the inside and out --the outer surface has 5 deeply-carved symbols, which, because of the softness of the alloy, have taken quite a bit of punishment over the last 5 years. One of them took a really good hit and I fear is now marred beyond repair.
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Roll with titanium, it's a little classier than stainless for a wedding band but with the same durability properties.
 
Sarek said:
This topic took a turn to the so, SO incredibly wrong about 20 posts ago.
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I'm moderately capable of holding my own on a pretty diverse cross section of topics, considering i'm self educated beyond GED level. At least i read.
 
bad dog said:
If my woman wanted the hands of a woman on her she would just fuck a woman. I dont care I just want full video rights of her and a woman. I still get mine.
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ok so like "Your Woman" wants a guy with filthy hands and nails that look like they have food stuffs under them festering into larva..

live and let live i guess..

does "Your Woman" ever douche herself or is her mommyhole a bag of rotting sperm from filth hands the toothless wonder husband.
 
Cody said:
Roll with titanium, it's a little classier than stainless for a wedding band but with the same durability properties.
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I'd only get a new ring if I lost the current one. And if I lose the current one you will all realize it immediately because I'll go so completely and epically apeshit you'll be able to see it from space.
 
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