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A sex question.

Beat dogs? WTF?

We're supposed to talking about sex in here, gentlemen, not fucking music. Now, back on point otherwise I'll have to get testy.
 
you are stupid creed makes bad music because they suck and if they didnt spend so much time sucking each others dicks they might have time to make decent music but they will not stop doing that so do not be surprised if their music does not get better
 
i like sitting on glass dildos when im listening to rob thomas and matchbox 20 because they make music that makes me horny and i love it very much because rob is a good singer unlike the creed guy who bites heads off chickens like ozzy osbourne does and they are bad people so i listen to rob thomas because he makes me horny
 
Glass dildos? Aren't you afraid the glass might shatter and you'll cut up your insides and never be able to get fucked again?

And Ozzie bit the head off a bird, not a chicken.
 
no it is completly filled with glass i dropped it on the kitchen floor once and it did not even crack it so i can put it in and out of my butt all day long and not have to worry about anything so it is ok
 
Why don't you try a cucumber? Safer, and you can wash it off and use it in a salad, that way it's not wasted on your pussy/ass.
 
i spent too much money on the glass dildo and i broke a cucumber once and it got stuck in my buttocks and i did not like it because it was very embarassing i had to sit on the toilet and poop it out and it was disgusting and i do not have a pussy i have a penis
 
and glass dildos are very safe. They're great because they can keep heat for an extended period of time.
 
Tisiphone said:
So, ladies, I know what I, as a hot young woman like, but do you prefer your man (or woman, if that's your game) to wipe his mouth after giving you head before he kisses you?
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People still kiss? Since when? WHY DIDN'T I GET THE MEMO?!?!?
 
^ Because you're a dual. We leave duals out of the memorandum circle.

Nice touch with the msn thing though.
 
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