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A sex question.

yes do you like rob thomas he is my hero and i love him very much i am going to be president of the fan club because he is a very cool person and has great music and it sounds good because he is a very good singer and i love him
 
You should really give that dual up. It has no dynamic edge that you can use in any arena. All you've got is a crappy band and a really bad singer.
 
And a very annoying posting style. It sounds like an overenthusiastic school-boy nerd.
 
GoDsMaCk said:
I say we chop off both your guys's ball so you cant breed, I dont want anymore of you fucks running around.
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That goes for you too, then.

Your grammar is atrocious and I know a lobotomized retarded chimpanzee that can spell better than you.

I'm pretty sure we don't ever have to worry about you breeding though, noob. No woman will look at you, to say nothing of touching you, not even a cheap whore needing some coin for a few snorts.

And you can't get that horse you hump out in the field across from your trailer pregnant, no matter how hard you try.

D
 
GoDsMaCk said:
EH most quers will still fuck a girl, atleast when there drunk.
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You'd know, wouldn't you gayboy?

Though the only thing you've ever fucked outside of your own hand and the occasional stray dog is your mother or maybe a piece of rotted fruit you found in a trash can near your trailer park.

So that doesn't exactly make you an expert.

Except, of course, on being a filfthy douchebag.

D
 
Toxicdistortion said:
What teh fuck is a "dual"? And please don't ask me to arse around with a FAQ. I hate FAQs. Almost as much as cats.
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An alternate user account created by an already established poster on a message board or a chatroom.
 
THAAAAAY BOOOOOYYYYYYZE and GIIIIRRRRRLLLLLZZZZZZ

i been out of the country on biz

reading this thread, no one seems to know shit about the 15 second bj
been apart, get together, go down right away, quit soon after, no explain
that's to tase whether its been anywhere you don't want it to be
easy to taste anything not familiar
 
Tisiphone said:
Drowning Pool, Tool, Depeche Mode, NiN, are also great bands to get your freak on to.
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This coming from someone who's idea of 'getting thier freak on' either involves gay porn and hand lotion, or a dog and some peanut butter.

Fuuuuuuck, log onto yahoo chat to type naughty things to 40 year old pedophiles or 12 year old confused girls with low-self esteem. I mean, you'll probably find a few of both of those on this site but it burns the eyes of the rest of us.
 
tiff_7_17 said:
This coming from someone who's idea of 'getting thier freak on' either involves gay porn and hand lotion, or a dog and some peanut butter.

Fuuuuuuck, log onto yahoo chat to type naughty things to 40 year old pedophiles or 12 year old confused girls with low-self esteem. I mean, you'll probably find a few of both of those on this site but it burns the eyes of the rest of us.
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Tiff, honey, you must have me confused with a someone who has a dick between their legs.

The only time I've got a cock is when I'm wearing strap-on.
 
tiff_7_17 said:
Fuuuuuuck, log onto yahoo chat to type naughty things to 40 year old pedophiles or 12 year old confused girls with low-self esteem. I mean, you'll probably find a few of both of those on this site but it burns the eyes of the rest of us.
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Heroic Fool doesn't post here any more.
 
Tisiphone said:
Tiff, honey, you must have me confused with a someone who has a dick between their legs.

The only time I've got a cock is when I'm wearing strap-on.
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Huh. That was odd. Last time I saw this thread, that post showed up as Conchaga's.

Bit confusing, to say the least.
 
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