According to my snapple caps

[Hambil]

The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.

Shrimp can only swim backwards.

 

[Yub]

Hamsters make a good snack for alien invaders.

 

[Hambil]

You got that on a snapple cap??
:scared:

 

[Yub]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VObQfWMgmIM"]YouTube - V Diana is a hungry alien[/ame]

 

[Yub]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VObQfWMgmIM"]YouTube - V Diana is a hungry alien[/ame]

 

[Yub]

OMG THE SERVER LIKES THE VISITORS A LITTLE TOO MUCH

 

[Blindgroping]

I remember that!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Why are women eating lipstick?

 

[Loktar]

Why are women eating lipstick?

Because its actually made of chocolate?

 

[Dark Pickle]

Why are women eating lipstick?

I wondered this also.

 

[Yub]

They apply it to their lips. And a minute amount of any application ends up on teeth or over time ends up in the mouth, which is inadvertently swallowed. Over the course of a lifetime it is estimated the amount of lipstick consumed this way equals six pounds.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Once again, I'm gald I'm a dude

 

[Loktar]

Once again, I'm gald I'm a dude

Me too. (Except on the weekends when I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars)

 

[Dark Pickle]

You're still a dude; just a dude in women's clothes

 

[Loktar]

You're still a dude; just a dude in women's clothes

Just until I can raise the $20,000 for my sex change operation.

(Kidding....sort of.)

 

[Dark Pickle]

I hope that when you become a woman, you'll let me bang that sweet, sweet ass!

 

[Loktar]

I hope that when you become a woman, you'll let me bang that sweet, sweet ass!

!!!!

 

[Yub]

Will you sex his mutilated penis/fake vagina thing?

 

[Hambil]

I had a fake vagina once. It was pretty nice. I wonder what the real thing is like.

 

[Yub]

Hambil, you are a fake vagina.