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According to my snapple caps

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Hambil

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.

Shrimp can only swim backwards.
 
Hamsters make a good snack for alien invaders.
 
You got that on a snapple cap??
:scared:
 
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OMG THE SERVER LIKES THE VISITORS A LITTLE TOO MUCH
 
I remember that!!!
 
Why are women eating lipstick?
 
They apply it to their lips. And a minute amount of any application ends up on teeth or over time ends up in the mouth, which is inadvertently swallowed. Over the course of a lifetime it is estimated the amount of lipstick consumed this way equals six pounds.
 
Once again, I'm gald I'm a dude :D
 
You're still a dude; just a dude in women's clothes ;)
 
Dark Pickle said:
You're still a dude; just a dude in women's clothes ;)
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Just until I can raise the $20,000 for my sex change operation.

(Kidding....sort of.)
 
I hope that when you become a woman, you'll let me bang that sweet, sweet ass!
 
Will you sex his mutilated penis/fake vagina thing?
 
I had a fake vagina once. It was pretty nice. I wonder what the real thing is like.
 
Hambil, you are a fake vagina.
 
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