All cats die; Socrates died; therefore Socrates was a cat.

['Gear]

http://www.don-lindsay-archive.org/skeptic/arguments.html#hominem

 

[starguard]

:lol:

 

[Homo Erectus]

http://www.don-lindsay-archive.org/skeptic/arguments.html#hominem

You're a cat, not Socrates.

 

[Cinch]

If my wife was that much of a bitch I'd pretend to be a cat and die too.

c

 

['Gear]

You're a cat, not Socrates.

I'm not Socrates or Socrates isn't a cat?

 

[Homo Erectus]

Socrates has cat scratch fever. You are a cat. THerefiore you gave Socrates cat scratch fever.

 

[starguard]

I actually knew someone that had a cat named Socrates...Now I know why she named it that!

 

[Cinch]

William Shakespeare's in my Cat

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['Gear]

Socrates has cat scratch fever. You are a cat. THerefiore you gave Socrates cat scratch fever.

So what you're saying is Socrates gave me a cat?

 

[Homo Erectus]

It is possible.

 

['Gear]

I actually knew someone that had a cat named Socrates...Now I know why she named it that!

I knew this guy named Erwin that had a cat. But he was only sure he had a live cat if he could look at it.

 

[Homo Erectus]

I knew this dude that hat a cat and so he killed himself.

 

['Gear]

I knew this dude that hat a cat and so he killed himself.

A swing and a miss.

 

[FBI parte due]

Fun fact: 98.7% of Schroedinger's cat jokes miss the point of the thought experiment completely.

 

['Gear]

Fun fact: 98.7% of Schroedinger's cat jokes miss the point of the thought experiment completely.

How'd I do?