You're a cat, not Socrates.
Socrates has cat scratch fever. You are a cat. THerefiore you gave Socrates cat scratch fever.
I actually knew someone that had a cat named Socrates...Now I know why she named it that!
I knew this dude that hat a cat and so he killed himself.
Fun fact: 98.7% of Schroedinger's cat jokes miss the point of the thought experiment completely.