I know people who put that shit on all the time, and I just wonder how they can stand the feel of it.... but I never liked the way any lipstick felt either.
LoL. You can find it at your local sex toy shop. It really looks like chapstick. I also put it on my lips before a BJ. Not too much, but enough to give him a tingle as well.
I think "ALL CHAPSTICKS SUCK" was secret code. It wasn't an opinion, it was a subliminal command she sent to all Chapsticks in order to begin the Great Lip Balm Rebellion.