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All chapsticks suck

I TOTALLY AGREE.

I know people who put that shit on all the time, and I just wonder how they can stand the feel of it.... but I never liked the way any lipstick felt either.
 
Oh of course, so do I.







Um no I don't. What makes your nipples tingle?!

LoL. You can find it at your local sex toy shop. It really looks like chapstick. I also put it on my lips before a BJ. Not too much, but enough to give him a tingle as well.
 
I think "ALL CHAPSTICKS SUCK" was secret code. It wasn't an opinion, it was a subliminal command she sent to all Chapsticks in order to begin the Great Lip Balm Rebellion.

It all started in Tunisia...
 
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