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All chapsticks suck

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Just saying.
 
No arguement there. It makes everything taste/smell medicine-y.
 
Have you been eating chapstick again Tisiphone?
 
Stick with Chaps that suck.
 
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME, AND HOW YOU PLAY IT
 
I TOTALLY AGREE.

I know people who put that shit on all the time, and I just wonder how they can stand the feel of it.... but I never liked the way any lipstick felt either.
 
I'M WEARING LIPSTICK RIGHT NOW.
 
I am addicted to cherry chapstick
 
I bet it's HOT PINK.
 
I've got some orance creme healing lip balm. ISN'T THAT THE SAME AS CHAPSTICK??
 
The Burts Bees brand has something in it that makes my lips tingle. HAVE YOU TRIED IT TIS?!
 
No, but I've got something that does that for my nipples.
 
Oh of course, so do I.







Um no I don't. What makes your nipples tingle?!
 
I was talking about FBI's lipstick!
 
Oh of course, so do I.







Um no I don't. What makes your nipples tingle?!

LoL. You can find it at your local sex toy shop. It really looks like chapstick. I also put it on my lips before a BJ. Not too much, but enough to give him a tingle as well.
 
I like where this thread is going.
 
Notice Tisiphone never denied eating chapstick.
 
I think "ALL CHAPSTICKS SUCK" was secret code. It wasn't an opinion, it was a subliminal command she sent to all Chapsticks in order to begin the Great Lip Balm Rebellion.

It all started in Tunisia...
 
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