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All my cat does is sleep all day.

Ilyanna said:
They make it a rule to shower those with love who don't like them, with their purring, their disgustingly soft fur, and the way they rub up against one's legs. They do that until the cat-hater stops hating and gives in to them, then they can't be arsed to get close and just search for another target.

Damn fuckers that they are.
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Are you sure we're still talking about cats?
 
lol, what, did that read as a rant against men?
While snoring might sound like purring to the loving ear, and some of them do seem to be a bit on the furry side, I am pretty sure I would never, NEVER confuse humping my leg with rubbing up against it. :whistle:
 
It's asleep on my couch again. Cats are furry four-legged couch surfers, apparently. Later, he'll get high and ransack my fridge.
 
And nothing else from what I've been able to ascertain.

Cats are whores.

Yeah, I said it.
 
Cats can see things we can't.

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They say that good things come to those who wait. Which is how we know that cats are not good things; those fuckers don't even come when ya call 'em.
 
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