All my cat does is sleep all day.

['Gear]

So I think what we've learned here is that if you hallucinate people will think you're awesome.

I can live with that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Notice how many funny cat videos there are. Yet no funny dog vidoes. NOT ONE.

 

['Gear]

That's because no one is trying to capitulate to dogs. Dogs love everyone.

Cats can suck it.

I mean I thank the bigger cousins of the cats of yesterepoch for the evolutionary bump but the little ones can blow me.

 

[Dr Dave]

Dogs bark too much.

 

['Gear]

Yes, but they love you for real. So it balances out.

 

[Loktar]

Yes, but they love you for real. So it balances out.

My cats loved me for real! It had nothing to do with the fact I was was the one that fed them 99% of the time.

 

[Yub]

CATS LOVE NO-ONE.

 

[The Question]

Me cat loves me for real. But that probably has something to do with the fact that I'm his coke supplier.

 

[jack]

I'm just amazed with their cigar fixation. It's remarkable.

 

[The Question]

Met the ghost of Stephen Foster at the Hotel Paradise -- THIS is what I told him as I gazed into his eyes! "Ships were made for sinking -- whiskey made for drinking -- if we were made of cellophane, we'd all get stinking drunk much faster! AH ha ha!"

 

[Ilyanna]

Yes, but they love you for real. So it balances out.

No, no they don't. It's Stockholm syndrome, plain and simple.
That, and their social hierarchy ingrained into their minds makes them kneel down to any creature acting dominant over them. At least, as long as they don't grow up mentally and get a chance to prove said creature wrong.

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh, and yes, Gear, I am still talking about dogs here

 

[jack]

He gets distracted easily

 

[CaptainWacky]

My cat rescued me from a burning building once. EXPLAIN THAT.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes, but they love you for real. So it balances out.

Incorrect.

 

[Dr Dave]

The Catist people will just give some gibble goop about you feeding it.

They just can't accept that cats are NEATER THEN 9 NEAT ears.

 

[The Question]

My cat rescued me from a burning building once. EXPLAIN THAT.

It was your cat that set the building on fire in the first place because your domicile did not meet its catly desires.

 

[Dr Dave]

ALL CATIST LIES!

 

[jack]

My kitties thought their dinner last night was catalicious.

 

[The Question]

I'm glad my cat decided it wanted to hunt and sleep outside last night. If it had been in bed with me this morning, it might have gotten itself puked on.

And that would be unfortunate.

Because puking and laughing at the same time is rather painful.