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American Horror Story: Coven

I think Fiona imagined the axe guy leaving her when she was thinking about dying from cancer.

Fiona did something to zombie boy to make him better after he broke the dogs neck, but I have no idea where she's keeping him. She said something about using him to protect the house. Maybe he's in Spalding's room playing with the dolls!
 
OH YEAH he became the new guard dog to replace the dog we'd never seen before.
 
SPALDING IS HIDING IN SPALDING'S ROOM PLAYING WITH THE DOLLS!

Nobody dies on this show. I liked Kathy Bates better when she was a disembodied head!
 
Urgh this show. It's so stupid that it's entertaining, but the writing is terrible. They just completely ignore any character development episode to episode. Madison is just back to being exactly like she was in the first episode of the season. The whole thing where she was resurrected and couldn't feel anything then was in love with Kyle but we thought she was really in love with Zoe and she was actually being nice for a while is just forgotten. And what was the point in all those episodes of Kathy Bates learning not to be racist when this week she just gets bored and becomes racist again? And why are the witch hunters such a threat if they can just march into their office and kill them with axes? And yet it's still entertaining craziness.

"Now with deep sadness we say goodbye to Nan. Who fell in the tub."
"Amen!"

And something about olympian ejaculate.
 
Poor Nan
 
She's probably doing coke with Satan now.
 
I liked the Mister/Madison fight even though Madison could have just used her powers and suddenly she wasn't hurt anymore when the Axe Man appeared.

How does "transmutation" mean "teleportation"?
 
My GF gets pissed when I call it American Horrible Story. They don't even try to make a scary story arc any more. Just a series of random gore scenes and stupid interchangeable characters who take turns being innocent victims and mustache twirling villainous bitches. Awful. Truly awful.
 
I think Fiona is alive and she set all that up to get rid of the axe man.
 
Everytime I see the intro, I think how much it would have scared me as a child. The Twilight Zone music used to gives me shivers. It's also funny to think about kids watching this show and equating Jessica Lange as a creepy old broad when I still remember her in that shitty King Kong movie where he blows on her and all the guys in the audience nearly creamed their jeans.
 
God, that was a bad episode. Jessica Lange's insufferable Blanche DuBois makes me want to stab myself in the eye.
 
I did like how we were spared her story about her cat by an axe in the back.
 
Thank god, I'm sure it was horrifying.
 
Maybe I'm think of The Glass Menagerie... in any case, Fiona's right out of a Tennessee Williams play.
 
[video=youtube_share;vhe3vSe-mmw]http://youtu.be/vhe3vSe-mmw[/video]
 
I laughed at her horror at the knotty pine.
 
It was a wacky ending to a wacky show! I guess the second to last episode was meant to be the real kicker, and the last one the crazy aftermath.
 
Why did they just randomly toss Misty Day in Hell? Bit cruel.

It should have ended with the house suddenly bursting into flames and all the new children dying and Madison walking in ALIVE AND WELL. "Surprise, bitch."
 
Man that was awful. Right from the get-go, when Stevie Nicks is wandering around singing for no apparent reason, doing a musical training montage: and then at the end of it when they all come downstairs, SHE'S ACTUALLY WANDERING AROUND SINGING! So does that mean Stevie Nicks was downstairs singing the same song for all the hours they were training? Or that their training only took about three minutes?

This show is unwatchable. If it weren't for spending a little free time with my GF when we have so little, I'd leave the room during this shit.
 
Music video physics.
 
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