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An Armenian cucumber

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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Is not a euphemism for DONG. They're DELICIOUS.
 
Cucumbers taste even better with bleu cheese or ranch salad dressing.
 
So would a sneaker. This is why America is overweight.

John Belushi was Albanian, which sounds like Armenian.
 
It did look like a big green delicious dong.

Anyway, I only put a little salt on it. Only cruddy dongs need blue cheese.
 
It did look like a big green delicious dong.

Anyway, I only put a little salt on it. Only cruddy dongs need blue cheese.

I would have added pepper too. If I'm not using blue cheese. Even fancy dongs need something added to give it some flavor.
 
I prefer my Dongs au natural
 
SNAP!
 
I usually put some vinegariette (spelling?) on cold cucumbers. They don't need to be drenched in stuff, although I found a recipe for a creamy cucumber salad. I like creamy.
 
I DON'TS EATS NO FOREIGN CRAP.
 
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