MODMAN
Active Member
Hello fellow TKers. As you will be aware, a concerning situation has developed with our TK colleague, Imperium.
Rest assured, residents of Troll Kingdom. My associates and I have launched a full investigation into these troubling matters.
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[UPDATE] The work continues around the clock. No stone will be left unturned.
Meet the team:
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[UPDATE] Initial Findings:
The team is convinced - based on all available data - that we are dealing with a most extreme form of RETARDATION. Evidence suggests the magnitude of retardation in the Imperium case possibly exceeds that of the severe Dumb Black Bastard™ retardation expressed in eviserated-twat-of-a-baboon-smeared-in-hyena-shit-and-left-to-bake-in-the-sun, blackfoot NAP / CeeJay.
Above: An AI's approximation of Imperium.
Conclusions:
The team was conflicted between the following two courses of action:
1) Forced euthanasia
2) Experimentation
While the former would be more humane, the team is intrigued by the unparalleled rate of self-pwnage the Imperium case exhibits. More research is recommended.
Rest assured, residents of Troll Kingdom. My associates and I have launched a full investigation into these troubling matters.
.
.
.
[UPDATE] The work continues around the clock. No stone will be left unturned.
Meet the team:
.
.
.
[UPDATE] Initial Findings:
The team is convinced - based on all available data - that we are dealing with a most extreme form of RETARDATION. Evidence suggests the magnitude of retardation in the Imperium case possibly exceeds that of the severe Dumb Black Bastard™ retardation expressed in eviserated-twat-of-a-baboon-smeared-in-hyena-shit-and-left-to-bake-in-the-sun, blackfoot NAP / CeeJay.
Above: An AI's approximation of Imperium.
Conclusions:
The team was conflicted between the following two courses of action:
1) Forced euthanasia
2) Experimentation
While the former would be more humane, the team is intrigued by the unparalleled rate of self-pwnage the Imperium case exhibits. More research is recommended.