Announcement

[Yub]

I hate Dr Dave. He's annoying, what with his hipper than thou attitude and his PILLZLOL, not to mention the fact HE'S NOT REALLY A DOCTOR.

So in order to quench my deep hatred of him, I'm naming my penis Doctor Dave. I'm doing so not because I hate my penis or because it reminds me of Doctor Dave in any way, in fact the inverse it true, my penis is the opposite of Doctor Dave. How?

1. My penis is awesome. Doctor Dave is not.
2. My penis makes me feel good. Doctor Dave does not.
3. My penis is a way for liquid waste to leave my body. Doctor Dave does not even offer that service, the bastard.

No, I'm naming my penis Doctor Dave for one reason alone, that being that when Doctor Dave annoys me....I can take him out and beat him til he pukes.

 

[Loktar]

Does that mean Doctor Dave will be having sex with your wife?

 

[Harkley]

OMG UR THE HAMMER HES THE SCREW DRIVER lol

 

[Dr Dave]

Will there be a ribbon cutting?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like Dr Dave.[/dr dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

and my ways.

 

[Yub]

Damn you Loktar, finding the one flaw in my plan! CURSES!

 

[Loktar]

LOL.

 

[Henoch]

I've never thought of re-naming my penis after a TK poster. Let me know how that works out for you YUB.

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't want to have sex with your wife Yub.

Perhaps you should name your penis after Love Child.

 

[Malarky]

I hate Dr Dave. He's annoying, what with his hipper than thou attitude and his PILLZLOL, not to mention the fact HE'S NOT REALLY A DOCTOR.

So in order to quench my deep hatred of him, I'm naming my penis Doctor Dave. I'm doing so not because I hate my penis or because it reminds me of Doctor Dave in any way, in fact the inverse it true, my penis is the opposite of Doctor Dave. How?

1. My penis is awesome. Doctor Dave is not.
2. My penis makes me feel good. Doctor Dave does not.
3. My penis is a way for liquid waste to leave my body. Doctor Dave does not even offer that service, the bastard.

No, I'm naming my penis Doctor Dave for one reason alone, that being that when Doctor Dave annoys me....I can take him out and beat him til he pukes.

Captain, there is a flaw in your logic.[/Spock]

 

[Harkley]

I AM GOING TO NAME MY PENID LITTLE HARK

 

[headvoid]

I have never had a name for my Penis. I find the practice plain odd - would you name your left hand? Your tongue?

 

[Loktar]

I named my right hand Hairy Knobber and my penis Lord Voldemort. Hairy succeeds in beating Lord Voldemort all the time.

 

[Henoch]

Doesn't anyone wanna call their penis missmanners?