Aren't gays supposed to be neat?

[Riotgear]

Buttsex is not a cleanly activity.

It is if you wash properly.

Wait..what am I saying...

 

[Dr Dave]

Hey wait a second - Im straight and Im a slob. Do you think I might be [GASP] gay?

I guess I better tell my wife..

Signed,

Riotqueer

Good luck.

 

[Riotgear]

Good luck.

You must somehow know my wife

 

[Further]

Hey I know a gay guy who's super neat and a gay guy who doesn't really give a shit..Do you think they're just like regular people?

No, they are not. They are gay, they watch gay porn. They have several terabytes of buttsex stored on their MacBooks, a gay computer. They have gay friends who talk all day about being gay. They have dreams about being gay and listen to gay music during their orgys. They smoke 100s.

100s.

 

[Dr Dave]

You must somehow know my wife

As far as I know, I do not.

 

[Further]

I think probably a lot of people know his wife.

 

[Dr Dave]

haha

 

[Riotgear]

No, they are not. They are gay, they watch gay porn. They have several terabytes of buttsex stored on their MacBooks, a gay computer. They have gay friends who talk all day about being gay. They have dreams about being gay and listen to gay music during their orgys. They smoke 100s.

100s.

Not 100s?!? That is gay.

 

[Riotgear]

I think probably a lot of people know his wife.

bu dump dump pssshhhhhhhh

/rimshot

 

[CaptainWacky]

Aren't hamster/gerbil hybrids supposed to be POLITE?

 

[Hambil]

Excuse me Good Sir, but do you mind if I ask a question while offering you a candy? No, oh good. If I recall correctly from my many hours of TV watching which I dare say qualify me as an ad hoc expert on American pop culture, are not men who prefer the sexual company of other men supposed to be tidy?

Besides Alvin wasn't polite. Or Alf.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about HILTER?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PARIS HILTER is a girl (now).