As of right now...

[FBI parte due]

I grew up on turkey bacon, so pig bacon just tastes like a big greasy mess to me.

 

[Mirah]

There is Turkey Bacon? I did not know.
Or maybe I did.
Salmon bacon sounds good right about now.

 

[FBI parte due]

If there's lobster ice cream, I'm sure there's salmon bacon.

 

[Mirah]

There is Lobster Ice Cream?
I did not know.
Or maybe I did.
I could go for a Crab Cake then.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Smoked salmon sounds good to me...

 

[Loktar]

I could go for some fried clams.

 

[Dr Dave]

fried food ftw.

 

[Mirah]

I could go for some fried clams.

YES

 

[Love Cock]

Fried Clams are never a bad choice.

 

[Dr Dave]

I had some bacon ranch dressing on my porkfried rice.

Pork fried rice is good.

 

[Dark Pickle]

It is.

 

[Loktar]

http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/

 

[Kitty]

Cram a duck up a chicken's ass, then ram that up a turkey's ass. Inject liquid cheese until just before the point of rupture. Wrap the whole damned thing in bacon, too. Cook for four hours, and enjoy your heart attack.