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I grew up on turkey bacon, so pig bacon just tastes like a big greasy mess to me.
 
There is Turkey Bacon? I did not know.
Or maybe I did.
Salmon bacon sounds good right about now.
 
If there's lobster ice cream, I'm sure there's salmon bacon.
 
There is Lobster Ice Cream?
I did not know.
Or maybe I did.
I could go for a Crab Cake then.
 
Smoked salmon sounds good to me...
 
I could go for some fried clams.
 
fried food ftw.
 
Fried Clams are never a bad choice.
 
Cram a duck up a chicken's ass, then ram that up a turkey's ass. Inject liquid cheese until just before the point of rupture. Wrap the whole damned thing in bacon, too. Cook for four hours, and enjoy your heart attack.
 
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