Ask Dual anything and get a truly honest answer

[Dual]

Do you give change to homeless people, and if so, what is your criteria for who deserves it?

I usually do. Only if I'm driving and they're on the side of the road when I'm stopped somewhere. Even then, I'll just throw them like five to twenty five cents. And only if they look like they deserve it.

 

[Cassie]

Do you make them scrabble around in the dirt for the change?

 

[Dual]

Do you make them scrabble around in the dirt for the change?

It's even better if it's in the snow.

 

[Thrusty]

are the jeans i am wearing make my ass look fat?

 

[CaptainWacky]

a number that I've known, simply have few if any redeeming qualities and resemble simple retardation in many ways...

 

[Dual]

are the jeans i am wearing make my ass look fat?

Yes.

Wacky, don't worry, you're not one of them. <3

 

[CaptainWacky]

Borderline!

 

[FBI parte due]

Bobbing heads or red and green?

 

[Dual]

Red and green all the way.

 

[Dr Dave]

Rinse lather repeat?

 

[Dual]

No, lather rinse repeat.

 

[FBI parte due]

Do you think the Hussite Wars were all some people think them to be, or are they just an over-romanticized flash-in-the-pan?

Also: Taborites or Utraquists?

 

[Dual]

Definitely over romanticised, though to be honest I've never really been big on Bohemia.

On the latter, not really much of a preference as I've only a very vague familiarity with the theology of either; from what little I know, Utraquists.

 

[Dr Dave]

If Wacky were a kind of fruit, what kind would he be?

 

[Dual]

Starfruit

 

[Dr Dave]

How about Cassie?

 

[Dual]

Watermelon

 

[Dr Dave]

Have you seen the good ship lolly pop?

 

[Dual]

Yes.

 

[Dr Dave]

Does it have a candy shop?