Ask Dual Anything

[Dual]

Dual,
should I start posting only in the Minefield, because the threads get the most responses here?

Yes, and post often. It'll be lulzy, if nothing else!

 

[Bickendan]

Your comments on Oregon?

 

[Love Child]

Do you know where my avatar is from?

Why are so many people asking you TK related questions?

Do you eat breakfast? What would you eat if you do?

 

[Tisiphone]

What's your favorite meal to treat yourself to?

If you could murder one celebrity and get away with it, who would it be?

Do I vent about work too much in the MF?

What happened to Lara Flynn Boyle's lips?

 

[Dual]

Your comments on Oregon?

Kewl place, on the right side of the Cascades.

Do you know where my avatar is from?

No.

Why are so many people asking you TK related questions?

Because we're on TK, maybe?

Do you eat breakfast? What would you eat if you do?

Often. Omelettes, cereal, bagels, or yogurt and granola, depending on my mood.

What's your favorite meal to treat yourself to?

I'm a great lover of food; that's an impossible question to answer. Usually I'll say that my favourite food is smoked salmon when asked. Fondue feasts are the best.

If you could murder one celebrity and get away with it, who would it be?

Nobody, I'm a pacifist.

Do I vent about work too much in the MF?

Yes, you should be doing it in the Tea Room.

What happened to Lara Flynn Boyle's lips?

I don't know, she was really cute in Twin Peaks, but Googling recent pics, I'm amazed by how trashed she looks. Probably the drugs.

 

[Gagh]

Will you be my friend?

Do you like asparagus - if so, does it make your pee smell bad?

When was the last time you got into a physical fight, and what was the outcome?

What's the worst alcoholic drink you've ever tasted?

You're in charge of TK. Who goes first?

 

[Dual]

Will you be my friend?

No homo?

Do you like asparagus - if so, does it make your pee smell bad?

I don't like asparagus, but I do have a bottle of grappa from San Marino with a big white asparagus dick in it.

When was the last time you got into a physical fight, and what was the outcome?

Um.. define a physical fight? Like a mutual violent conflict? The last many times I've been involved in anything fight-ish, it has always been a one sided aggression.

What's the worst alcoholic drink you've ever tasted?

Ouzo, yuck. But I did drink a fucking ton of it in Greece.

You're in charge of TK. Who goes first?

RAPEDOG69.

 

[Gagh]

Physical fight - fisticuffs. Two people hitting each other, generally.

 

[Kitty]

Dual,
are you actively seeking a MF mod position?

If yes, who is preventing you from obtaining said responsibility?

 

[Dual]

Physical fight - fisticuffs. Two people hitting each other, generally.

Last time I fought back was when I was about 11, and I won. Usually I was pretty successful in fights up to that point, since even though I was a diminutive nerd, massive adrenaline rushes allowed me to triumph over jocks. :S:

Dual,
are you actively seeking a MF mod position?

No, but that'd be redundant, wouldn't it?

 

[Kitty]

Would you ask Omar for me if he'd like to be a TK admin?

 

[Dual]

Would you ask Omar for me if he'd like to be a TK admin?

Omar says, "omar wouled biy plaesid tuo ascept positiuon ouf auforitiy oevar occidental daeval ouf troul emirate ."

 

[Tisiphone]

What's the best drunk night (or day) you've ever had?

 

[Dual]

What's the best drunk night (or day) you've ever had?

Probably starting out in an immigrant tavern in Kolonos midday and working my way up Filopappos Hill to drink a few litres of cheap wine while the setting sun reflected off the Athenian acropolis.