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Atlantis (BBC)

OMG I just remembered the guy who is going to be Ariadne's hot new boyfriend next week is Rollo from Vikings. HE'S TOO GOOD FOR ATLANTIS.
 
Tonight they gave Jason virtually no acting and just had him fighting/standing around shirtless. And it was still shit!
 
OMG, I watched it.

I loved it when Tellyman came out from behind a pillar once when Pythagoras had been chatting to the black woman (Who looked Nigerian, not bloody Syrian) The music should have gone DUN DUN DUN!

The courting of the queen woman was hilariously easy. He's so good, BUT IS HE BAD? OMG. Tellyman had to have wavy hair didn't he? All the good but actually bad princes have wavy hair. I personally think it is curlyist, (a form of prejudice against curly haired people).

The Pythagoras joke (Not everything has to add up Pythagoras, it's not a triangle) they must have been waiting to do for FUCKIN AGES. Can we do the triangle joke? Nah, wait till second episode you big fat donk! Ah, you spoiled my fun!

I also loved the Geordie gladiator! Whay Ay Man, divven give up ma fight with Tellyman! Ay Pet.
 
CLIVE STANDEN IS HOT!

I guess the only proof people need that someone is a prince is for the prince to say I AM A PRINCE? You have to marry him Ariadne, don't even bother contacting anyone in his princely family.
 
Well he got that shady geordie guy to vouch for him! Maybe she's supposed to be frothing at the gash for him but her acting is so wooden we can't tell.
 
Sarah Parrish was better. I presume she asked for a gazillion pounds (i.e. - dont want to do it any more) and they therefore have only One Queen!

Frankly she can do what she bloody well wants, so why is she not declaring breast day and shagging Jason? This "no other royals about to fuck it up thing" could only last so long - hence we have wavy hair Tellyman come on the scene. It's complex this script writing bollocks isn't it lol?
 
Sarah Parrish is still in it. She's in the "exiled queen out for revenge" role, exactly the same as Morgana in Merlin. Alexander Siddig, on the other hand, got the fuck out of dodge without even a death scene.
 
Do you think Jason will find out she's his mother? AND also, did you already know she was Jason's mother before the oracle told Hercules? Cuz I don't remember that.
 
I guess we found out last season but I don't remember. I don't remember her getting magical powers either. It's Atlantis, I don't remember anything.
 
Wow, I'm convinced Cassie is taking notes and has one of those walls with drawing pins, cotton threads and newspaper articles dedicated to Atlantis.

I'm also fairly sure it's in her basement.
 
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