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Attention Troll Wars Freaks

Messenger said:
How you infer homosexuality from my avatar is beyond me. You remind me of one of those tough guys in films who are secretly gay.


Actually, on troll wars there were plenty such folks... because everyone is either openly or secretly gay or bi or... "straight", by choice of course.
 
HEX said:
Actually, on troll wars there were plenty such folks... because everyone is either openly or secretly gay or bi or... "straight", by choice of course.

You know this how?? Did you PM them asking if they would fuck you up your asshole and they refused outright hence your attempt at revenge here? Don't worry, you always have MESSY and JACK. I am sure SAREK is available also. You like the prospect of a gay fat 'policeman'? That's your hero SAREK. He likes it up the asshole, that is those who can actually find that asshole through that huge mass that is his fat ass.
 
Messenger said:
Ah, 2 vs. 1. It's been a while. Doesn't seem fair.

Maybe I'll type left-handed?
Don't get Lucifer and I confused, Messenger. I am not here on any kind of vengeance mission. I know TK had nothing to do with TW crashing.

I'm just looking around.
 
Big Ed said:
Don't get Lucifer and I confused, Messenger. I am not here on any kind of vengeance mission. I know TK had nothing to do with TW crashing.

I'm just looking around.
OH THANK GOD, I WAS PISSING MY PANTS FOR A MOMENT THERE. FUCKING VENGEANCE BITES. LOL !
 
Messenger said:
LOL!

http://www.trollkingdom.com/forum/showpost.php?p=741792&postcount=236

You're as imaginative as a Turd, SaintLucifer. You aren't a troll, and you never will be with that grumpser attitude!

Thank you!! Finally!! Someone has finally learned the truth! I am not a troll never have I ever claimed to be one. It is about time my fucking point got across. I have been attempting to tell you this since April but you refused to listen. Fuck. I am sick right now but thank you for that post MESSY. I feel a tad better now. Whooee. You the man!! *points at you and smiles*
 
SaintLucifer said:
Thank you!! Finally!! Someone has finally learned the truth! I am not a troll never have I ever claimed to be one. It is about time my fucking point got across. I have been attempting to tell you this since April but you refused to listen. Fuck. I am sick right now but thank you for that post MESSY. I feel a tad better now. Whooee. You the man!! *points at you and smiles*
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Big Ed said:
Jack, I think. Who ever put up the "New TW" site.

I was starting to enjoy it over there.

Listen, all I did was reserve Troll Wars as a fucking prank.

Good one, don't you think??? You fucking idiots are shitting yourselves sideways trying to convince yourselves your weren't fucking pranked out of your fucking skulls, but just keep yammering.

I owned you fuckers with one thread OVER HERE, and I made you come here to do it too. You had no idea WHAT was going on, and still dont.

At least some of you are honorable, like Gurk, and the Elder Troll. A credit to the movement, so to speak.

Trolling stops being fun when you are "out of the loop" like you fucking peons clearly are. Y'all came over here guns ablazing, screeching about proper trolls you were and what faggot pansy hasbeens we were.

I stopped you in your tracks three fucking times now, and two of them were with someone who is more than a match for me when he wants to be.

Blew you the fuck away. Got you confined to daycare, where you quickly became "the people under the stairs", then scared the fuck out of you with a very quick 1-2 Legal Action Troll. Mess is an ace, and don't you forget it, asshats.

Then you stupidheads let your fucking DOMAIN EXPIRE.

and you call yourselves trolls. :bigass:
 
jack said:
Listen, all I did was reserve Troll Wars as a fucking prank.

Good one, don't you think??? You fucking idiots are shitting yourselves sideways trying to convince yourselves your weren't fucking pranked out of your fucking skulls, but just keep yammering.

I owned you fuckers with one thread OVER HERE, and I made you come here to do it too. You had no idea WHAT was going on, and still dont.

At least some of you are honorable, like Gurk, and the Elder Troll. A credit to the movement, so to speak.

Trolling stops being fun when you are "out of the loop" like you fucking peons clearly are. Y'all came over here guns ablazing, screeching about proper trolls you were and what faggot pansy hasbeens we were.

I stopped you in your tracks three fucking times now, and two of them were with someone who is more than a match for me when he wants to be.

Blew you the fuck away. Got you confined to daycare, where you quickly became "the people under the stairs", then scared the fuck out of you with a very quick 1-2 Legal Action Troll. Mess is an ace, and don't you forget it, asshats.

Then you stupidheads let your fucking DOMAIN EXPIRE.

and you call yourselves trolls. :bigass:
You must be leery around ceiling fans with a head that big.

I will not discuss that which has already been proven. Yuck Foo started the shit and he was proven to be a liar when he said he was an Admin here. That's the end of that story.
The Faux TW site you created was funny, But an obvious hoax.
You never dreamed we would have a security question. Surprise! Anyway, now that the fun is over, what is there to do?
 
There's only one thing wrong. I didn't create whatever fucking site you are talking about. I don't know what you mean by "security question" and I have trolled your entire board (not that many after all it turns out) with just one thread :)

Now stop drooling, people will think you're a mouth breather.
 
Big Ed said:
You must be leery around ceiling fans with a head that big.

I will not discuss that which has already been proven. Yuck Foo started the shit and he was proven to be a liar when he said he was an Admin here. That's the end of that story.
The Faux TW site you created was funny, But an obvious hoax.
You never dreamed we would have a security question. Surprise! Anyway, now that the fun is over, what is there to do?

WTF? Is that all JACK does? Go around visiting TROLL sites and threatening them with legal action? You cannot be serious although this is not the first time I have heard of such. I have heard of him threatening legal action against TROLL WARS for posting a poll which asked if people thought he was gay or not. He threatened legal action when you EDNA took his real photograph and photochopped it into a picture with total faggots. What did he threaten to sue TROLL WARS for this time? I am beginning to wonder if JACK and JILLIAN BACARDI (JACK AND JILL?) are one and the same since both have spouted legal threats this and legal threats that. Christ on a stick.
 
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