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SaintLucifer said:
Since when is being gay a total credit? WTF? Now you tell me this is a gay site? Shit!!
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You really have no clue how much of an idiot you are do you?
 
Sarek said:
You really have no clue how much of an idiot you are do you?
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Sure I do. *ROTFLMAO* Sooooooo... you like posting to 'idiots' as you call me? I see. Most hypocritical. Now once AGAIN you follow me about the entire site. Say the word after me now, watch how you pucker your lips in order to say it properly 'PWNED!' There we go!! Atta boy!! *pats SAREK's scrawny shoulder* Well done!
 
dogbert said:
Luci, you are a credit to fuckheads everywhere.
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Why thank you!! I did not realise you cared! *wipes away a tear* Thank you for making me feel better. Now I can fight off this illness simply by reading your posts. Please... MORE!
 
I think Luci is actually turning the battleship around somewhat.

His annoying, retarded schtick is starting to grow on me.

If only his font was purple and the largest size available...
 
SilentBtViolent said:
I think Luci is actually turning the battleship around somewhat.

His annoying, retarded schtick is starting to grow on me.

If only his font was purple and the largest size available...
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Please. Not purple. I am sick enough as it is. Purple would simply make me puke more than I already have.
 
SilentBtViolent said:
So the point is Sarek is your brother? And he lived?
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Exactly!! Brains! I see brains!! He is the brother my parents abandoned in favour of me! My mother told me the story. Apparently when SAREK was all of 6 years old, he kept embarrasing her with his constant humping of her male guests. Then he was caught feeling up the tiny cock of a 3 year old boy. It was then my parents realised SAREK was a total faggot of the JACK order! Well, my father decided to take us on vacation to the Cabot Trail when we stopped at a gas station to fuel up. My mother told 6 year old SAREK to go into the store with her and pick some candy. She let SAREK wonder into the back area where the ice cream bars were since that is what he wanted. My mom, unbelieving of her stroke of luck, fled like the dickens! She screamed at my father to take off with her and I in the car. My father stomped upon the gas pedal and we had never seen SAREK again!. A news story surfaced the next day. Behold: SIX YEAR OLD BOY IS ABANDONED BY PARENTS, THEN HUMPS THE LEG OF GAS STATION OWNER. It was big news in those days.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Exactly!! Brains! I see brains!! He is the brother my parents abandoned in favour of me! My mother told me the story. Apparently when SAREK was all of 6 years old, he kept embarrasing her with his constant humping of her male guests. Then he was caught feeling up the tiny cock of a 3 year old boy. It was then my parents realised SAREK was a total faggot of the JACK order! Well, my father decided to take us on vacation to the Cabot Trail when we stopped at a gas station to fuel up. My mother told 6 year old SAREK to go into the store with her and pick some candy. She let SAREK wonder into the back area where the ice cream bars were since that is what he wanted. My mom, unbelieving of her stroke of luck, fled like the dickens! She screamed at my father to take off with her and I in the car. My father stomped upon the gas pedal and we had never seen SAREK again!. A news story surfaced the next day. Behold: SIX YEAR OLD BOY IS ABANDONED BY PARENTS, THEN HUMPS THE LEG OF GAS STATION OWNER. It was big news in those days.
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If I don't hear about you on CNN in the next five years, consider yourself pwned.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Exactly!! Brains! I see brains!! He is the brother my parents abandoned in favour of me! My mother told me the story. Apparently when SAREK was all of 6 years old, he kept embarrasing her with his constant humping of her male guests. Then he was caught feeling up the tiny cock of a 3 year old boy. It was then my parents realised SAREK was a total faggot of the JACK order! Well, my father decided to take us on vacation to the Cabot Trail when we stopped at a gas station to fuel up. My mother told 6 year old SAREK to go into the store with her and pick some candy. She let SAREK wonder into the back area where the ice cream bars were since that is what he wanted. My mom, unbelieving of her stroke of luck, fled like the dickens! She screamed at my father to take off with her and I in the car. My father stomped upon the gas pedal and we had never seen SAREK again!. A news story surfaced the next day. Behold: SIX YEAR OLD BOY IS ABANDONED BY PARENTS, THEN HUMPS THE LEG OF GAS STATION OWNER. It was big news in those days.
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Well, if this is the case, I guess I was the lucky one. Look what's become of you after being locked up in mom's basement for all these years.
 
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