Aubrey Plaza whispering

[The Question]

I want to buy her a new phone then seduce her.

Based on that commercial, I suspect she'd just kill you, probably by stabbing you through the eye socket with something that isn't even sharp. She seems Just That Psychotic. Like, her level of crazy is so extreme that it defies Newtonian physics.

 

[Dr Dave]

I want her to whisper my last will and testament.

 

[The Question]

I want her to whisper my last will and testament.

While she slowly and erotically plunges a knife between your ribs?

 

[Dr Dave]

While she slowly and erotically plunges a knife between your ribs?

I don't want her to kill me.

 

[Loktar]

Based on that commercial, I suspect she'd just kill you, probably by stabbing you through the eye socket with something that isn't even sharp. She seems Just That Psychotic. Like, her level of crazy is so extreme that it defies Newtonian physics.

She can defy my Newtonian physics all she wants.

 

[The Question]

I don't want her to kill me.

Of course you don't; you're normal, and no normal person wants that. It just seems like with a woman that hot and that awkward, well... she just might turn out to be that kind of girl. Double the odds on it if she's from Florida. (I haven't Wikipedia'ed her yet, so I don't know.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I want to watch her act in tv shows and movies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Mirah]

If you want to see Aubrey Plaza in something interesting and wierd then watch The Little Hours on Netflix.

 

[Mirah]

I didn't know this was a movie and from 2017. LOL.
Included in the cast are Molly Shannon, Fred Armison and Nick Offerman and more!

 

[The Question]

I want to watch Aubrey Plaza in something interesting and weird. Like, say, fishnet lingerie made of real fish nets. But then I want her to take it off and just dance around naked with her jiggly bits jiggling. That'd be interesting, and we could always say it was weird, even if it wasn't, just for the sake of completeness.

 

[Mirah]

She gets a nun drunk only to seduce her and seduces a man by knife point in this movie.

 

[The Question]

Yeah, you don't really seduce a man by knife point. Rape. That's rape. If a dude did that to a girl, that'd be rape. So it's rape.

 

[Mirah]

Yeup. She rapes people in this movie. Sorry I didn't call it RAPE!

 

[The Question]

RAAAAYYYYYP RAPE-ITY-GREAT-RAAAYYYYYP-AAAYYYYYYP

 

[CaptainWacky]

If you want to see Aubrey Plaza in something interesting and wierd then watch The Little Hours on Netflix.

I'll probably watch that eventually.

 

[I Love Cunt]

I kind of hope she would just fucking yell at this point.
ENOUGH WITH THE WHISPERING!

 

[I Love Cunt]

I really just want to listen to someone yelling at me and insulting me and calling me a dirty slut. Can they do that instead? I also want to open a coffee bar like this-sort of like that place where they cut the ties off people, or the soup yelling guy (not PC to say the other word)
I want to order my cofee and be yelled at at the same time. And I could yell back, but there has to be a little decorum even in the yelling. I mean that would be crazy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You could write a movie script where Aubrey Plaza does that.

 

[Cassie]