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Awful child situation

What about their Mom?

No, but really, sorry to hear that the Mother of your children is such a bitch. Good luck to you.
 
Can you ever get in your bathroom? (I grew up with three older sisters, so I can at least sympathise with you on some level).
 
I'd solve the bathroom access issue by getting the girls together and letting them know I'm going to drill a hole in the door to piss through.

Female bathroom usage should decrease significantly.
 
Everyone seems to have a different morning schedule so everything works out. The 17 year old hits the batroom first as her bus picks her up 6:40 am.

The 9 year old wakes us when the 17 year old slams the door and uses the bathroom then.

I am the last one to wake up around 7:20 am and run around like a lunatic getting dressed and waking the 4 year old up to get her ready.

Doesn't seem like a problem for some reason.
 
DarthSikle said:
True story.

I am a single dad for three young girls, ages 16, 9 and 4. The ex lives 3 hours away and is supposed to see them every two week ends. She had to cancel last weekend due to her traveling with her new job. My 4 year old keeps a calander that she writes mommy in on the days she is supposed to see her. She crosses off each day and counts the days to see mommy. When I told her this last weekend that mommy had to go away for week, she kept crying and pointing to the calander and saying I was wrong, the calendar said mommy.
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Were this but a serious post, I would have suggested you tell the little one to quit being a whiny little fuck. Smack her upside the head if need be. Quit raising little fucking wimps. Tell her that mommy is nothing but a useless cunt, and that you only had the ex for a little something called 'sex'.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Were this but a serious post, I would have suggested you tell the little one to quit being a whiny little fuck. Smack her upside the head if need be. Quit raising little fucking wimps. Tell her that mommy is nothing but a useless cunt, and that you only had the ex for a little something called 'sex'.
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yes, very helpful advice. We are all just thankful that yu are unable to procreate.
 
DarthSikle said:
yes, very helpful advice. We are all just thankful that yu are unable to procreate.
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Hey, you're the one raising a whiny littel cunt. She keeps that up and some ###### whore is going to beat the fuck out of her. I bet she runs crying to her mommy every time a speck of dust hits the top of her head. We need fewer such examples of humanity. If we continue having useless little cunts like that, the white race is finished.
 
DarthSikle said:
Everyone seems to have a different morning schedule so everything works out. The 17 year old hits the batroom first as her bus picks her up 6:40 am.

The 9 year old wakes us when the 17 year old slams the door and uses the bathroom then.

I am the last one to wake up around 7:20 am and run around like a lunatic getting dressed and waking the 4 year old up to get her ready.

Doesn't seem like a problem for some reason.
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DS Has a batroom! HE'S BRUCE F'IN WAYNE!

This is the most EXCITING NEWS TK HAS HAD IN BLOODY MONTHS!!!
 
That sucks :(

Usually with stories like this, the problem is the other way around. The kids are usually the ones that start crying, "You aint my daddy, I don't have to listen to you" when ever you need them to do something or feel that they should be disciplined for bad or irrational behavior. At least with your kids, they all know who their daddy is.
 
DarthSikle said:
I rented a room at a hotel so we could all go swimming
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LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I had me a wife, I had me some daughters.
I tried so hard, I never knew still waters.
Nothing to eat and nothing to drink.
Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think.
Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think.

Well, I'm a-thinkin' and a-thinkin', till there's nothin' I ain't thunk.
Breathing in the stink, till finally I stunk.
It was at that time, I swear I lost my mind.
I started making plans to kill my own kind.
I started making plans to kill my own kind.

"Come, little daughter," I said to the youngest one,
"Put your coat on, we'll have some fun.
We'll go out to the mountains, the one to explore."
Her face, it lit up, I was standing by the door.
Her face, it lit up, I was standing by the door.

"Come, little daughter, I will carry the lanterns.
We'll go out tonight, we'll go to the caverns.
We'll go out tonight, we'll go to the caves.
Kiss your mother goodnight and remember that God saves.
Kiss your mother goodnight and remember that God saves."

I led her to a hole, a deep black well.
I said "make a wish, make sure and not tell
And close your eyes dear, and count to seven.
Know your papa loves you, good children go to heaven.
Know your papa loves you, good children go to heaven."

I gave her a push, I gave her a shove.
I pushed with all my might, I pushed with all my love.
I threw my child into a bottomless pit.
She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit.
She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit.

Gather 'round, boys, to the tale that I tell.
You wanna know how to take a short trip to hell?
It's guaranteed to get your own place in hell.
Just take your lovely daughter and push her in the well.
Take your lovely daughter and throw her in the well.

Don't speak to me of lovers with a broken heart.
You wanna know what will really tear you apart?
I'm going out to the barn, with a never-stoppin' pain...
I'm going out to the barn, to hang myself in shame
 
Personal stories of this nature should be banned at TK.

I mean, the guy can't keep straight wether his daughter is 16 or 17.

There's a pedophile looking to score with the "oldest one".

Trust me, the urge to go down the "DS is really a woman" road is very strong. Luci just doesn't restrain himself. That is what makes him Luci.

It's also scary to learn that TKers are breeding. Especially the guys.

Just wait another two years when he's got two people who menstruate in the house. He'll be in here every four weeks telling us how much he hates his kids and regrets the decision he made to insert his penis into what he will probably title, "the most expensive vagina I've ever shot my load in."

That is, of course, if we don't see him on TV for the torture and brutal murder of some teenaged boy citing that he only wanted to "troll the kid a little for breakin' my daughter's heart." Where, in fact, he trolled the kid to death with a keyboard in the asshole.

Oh, the shit I come up with.
 
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