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Awful child situation

This isn't a troll board. This is just a board with a lot of assholes who don't know when to shut up.

Well... we know when. But we just don't care.
 
prove you're Darth's Girlfriend

I have already proven that I am DS's girlfriend by making a point to correct Menty... I live with DS and his children and I help him raise them. In other words, we all have the same home address and home telephone number and we live together like a family. We all crap in the same toilet!

What more proof do you need? You want the address and directions so you can stop over for brunch on Father's Day??
 
I have already proven that I am DS's girlfriend by making a point to correct Menty... I live with DS and his children and I help him raise them. In other words, we all have the same home address and home telephone number and we live together like a family. We all crap in the same toilet!
Thats not real proof. I couldve "corrected" him and made the same claim.

What more proof do you need? You want the address and directions so you can stop over for brunch on Father's Day??
Yes please. Ill bring a smoked ham. :bigass:
 
I don't know who you are Conchaga, but I feel a wierd need to respond to you....

Personal stories of this nature should be banned at TK.

** I agree. **


I mean, the guy can't keep straight wether his daughter is 16 or 17.

** Sure he can. Seems like youre the one who can't keep track of her age (I'm not sure why it matters to you). Anyhoo.. she is neither age at this moment. At one point in time, she was 16. And, at another point in time, she was 17. **

There's a pedophile looking to score with the "oldest one".

** Do me a favor and tell me who the pedo is so I can notify the appropriate law enforcement authorities! I watch To Catch A Predator all the time... I will call Chris Hansen for help if I have to. **

Trust me, the urge to go down the "DS is really a woman" road is very strong. Luci just doesn't restrain himself. That is what makes him Luci.

** DS is not a woman. In some ways (I shouldn't get too specific here) he's not a man either. If you truly know him, you know exactly what I'm talking about. **

It's also scary to learn that TKers are breeding. Especially the guys.

** He's not breeding - at least not with me. If you know something I should know, please share. I won't tolerate infidelity in our relationship. **

Just wait another two years when he's got two people who menstruate in the house. He'll be in here every four weeks telling us how much he hates his kids and regrets the decision he made to insert his penis into what he will probably title, "the most expensive vagina I've ever shot my load in."

** There are already two females menstruating in the house - you don't need to wait 2 years to inspect the bloody maxi pads and tampons. Just stop on over at our place next week and you'll get your wish. The day will never come that DS will tell you that he hates his kids. You could have him surrounded in a dark alley by a gang of extraordinarily well hung homosexual black males who happen to have thick, gooey pus dripping from their canker sore covered black cocks and threaten to have them take turns stretching his tight little bunghole and DS still would never say something like that. **

That is, of course, if we don't see him on TV for the torture and brutal murder of some teenaged boy citing that he only wanted to "troll the kid a little for breakin' my daughter's heart." Where, in fact, he trolled the kid to death with a keyboard in the asshole.

** No worries about seeing DS on TV... I have come close to killing him with my own bare hands on many occasions. Chances are that he will fall victim to me before getting his 15 minutes of fame. **
 
I don't know who you are Conchaga, but I feel a wierd need to respond to you....

Personal stories of this nature should be banned at TK.

** I agree. **


I mean, the guy can't keep straight wether his daughter is 16 or 17.

** Sure he can. Seems like youre the one who can't keep track of her age (I'm not sure why it matters to you). Anyhoo.. she is neither age at this moment. At one point in time, she was 16. And, at another point in time, she was 17. **

There's a pedophile looking to score with the "oldest one".

** Do me a favor and tell me who the pedo is so I can notify the appropriate law enforcement authorities! I watch To Catch A Predator all the time... I will call Chris Hansen for help if I have to. **

Trust me, the urge to go down the "DS is really a woman" road is very strong. Luci just doesn't restrain himself. That is what makes him Luci.

** DS is not a woman. In some ways (I shouldn't get too specific here) he's not a man either. If you truly know him, you know exactly what I'm talking about. **

It's also scary to learn that TKers are breeding. Especially the guys.

** He's not breeding - at least not with me. If you know something I should know, please share. I won't tolerate infidelity in our relationship. **

Just wait another two years when he's got two people who menstruate in the house. He'll be in here every four weeks telling us how much he hates his kids and regrets the decision he made to insert his penis into what he will probably title, "the most expensive vagina I've ever shot my load in."

** There are already two females menstruating in the house - you don't need to wait 2 years to inspect the bloody maxi pads and tampons. Just stop on over at our place next week and you'll get your wish. The day will never come that DS will tell you that he hates his kids. You could have him surrounded in a dark alley by a gang of extraordinarily well hung homosexual black males who happen to have thick, gooey pus dripping from their canker sore covered black cocks and threaten to have them take turns stretching his tight little bunghole and DS still would never say something like that. **

That is, of course, if we don't see him on TV for the torture and brutal murder of some teenaged boy citing that he only wanted to "troll the kid a little for breakin' my daughter's heart." Where, in fact, he trolled the kid to death with a keyboard in the asshole.

** No worries about seeing DS on TV... I have come close to killing him with my own bare hands on many occasions. Chances are that he will fall victim to me before getting his 15 minutes of fame. **

Nice bit of windbaggery there. I'll be sure to print it out for when I can't get to sleep.
 
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