Banging your head against a brick wall

[CaptainWacky]

Is it the only thing that never gets old?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'll be interested in the answer. I'm considering taking it up as a hobby.

 

[Love Child]

I banged my head up against the wall
only it was the one
with the mirror
glass came crashing down
and I slid
to the floor
fuck
How was I going to explain this one?


At least I was wearing a hat
I knew I wouldn't get hurt
but
there still
was not enough blood
for me
I wanted more
death
destruction
it just wasn't there

sort of like
slamming a door
and it doesn't really slam.

All stupid moments
you feel really really stupid and then you have to explain to someone why something is broken.


(was that too serious? Was it only figuratively! I've done the research! don't do it!!!!!!) LOL just kidding this is just a story, don't believe anything I say. )

 

[CaptainWacky]

When it ends there's nothing left and you don't need to slam your head against the wall when there's nothing left to slam.

 

[Cassie]

I have conked my head against a wall a few times in frustration, but I was always to chicken to really SLAM it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But what if it's when you try to slam it that you first phase through the wall and you find out that you are in fact KITTY PRYDE?

 

[Cassie]

I JUST NEED TO BE BRAVER! Maybe I'm really Squirrel Girl.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm always testing brick walls to see if they will transport me to Platform 9-3/4.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why do they need a magical train anyway when the could just use a portkey.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Portkeys and flue powder aren't rated E for everyone.

But little kids run into walls all the time!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH I GUESS.