BB ALLSTARS WEEK 2 OMG OMG

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BB ALLSTARS WEEK 2 OMG OMG *West Coast spoilers*

Just started! No more Alison thank God. Danielle is wasting no time kissing up to Janelle and the Sixers, HA she even said so!

 

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Kaysar is one hated dude. He will definitely be the first of the Sixers to get the boot.

Man, they are pimping the HoH room this year! Completely redecorated for each new HoH! BLING!

 

[Caitriona]

Kaysar is one hated dude. He will definitely be the first of the Sixers to get the boot.

Man, they are pimping the HoH room this year! Completely redecorated for each new HoH! BLING!

Really?!!! Each new one gets a redecorated room? How cool is that.

Tell me everything, it doesn't come on for 3 hours.

Tell me!!! I'm dying here.

 

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Erica already has a crush on Kaysar, they were flirting while playing pool, now she's talking about her breakup...here's the first showmance of the season. Ick!

 

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The Sixers can't agree on who to put up, they're also trying to hide their natural distrust of James. Heh.

 

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Will and Kaysar got into words over botox, Will is Mr. Proponent and is making comments about how everyone can be improved, especially Howie.

Will spends too much time in the Diary Room trying to make it the Dr. Will Show.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How exciting it must be to still be in week two. Just wait until you get to week 8 and the greatest housemate ever (see av) is evicted, gutting the show.

 

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Jayce is fooling Janelle into thinking he's not gunning for her and the Sixers. She has to stop thinking with her heaving bosom.

 

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First food competition! They keep saying no PB&J for losers this year, we'll find out what the new losers' food is.

They're all dressing in overalls, Marcellus is drooling over Jayce. Jayce made him blush by sayinghe looked cute in his.

 

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New losers food: "Big Brother Slop" -- there are two big troughs of it, they have to fish out rubber rats with their mouths.

Eww!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The tasks we've had this year have been awful. They actually had a burping competition. A FUCKING BURPING COMPETITION.

 

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This is gross, I'm surprised people aren't gagging and suffocating in the stuff, it has the consistency of wet oatmeal. They're paired off and tied to each other in strange combinations so it'll be a cross-section of cliques eating well this week.

 

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HA, Boogie takes the opportunity to grab Diane's ass while her head's in the trough.

Losers: Sixers (minus HOH Kaysar), Will, Marcellus, Danielle, Nikomas

Janelle is PISSED.

 

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OMG, George asked Howie about the ways of the Jedi, so he's teaching him some light saber moves. Looks totally forced to me, I guess George wouldn't even be in the show unless they prompted him to do things...

 

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Intrigue time: Will & Boogie offering Kaysar 3 weeks of clemency if he nominates the "floaters" (useless people like George & Nikomas) instead of them.

How many liars does it take to screw in a lightbulb? LOL

 

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*TCH* Here comes another Dr. Will speech in the DR..."they're idiots if they don't nominate me blah blah blah"...shaddup.

 

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Nomination time! And the winners are...

 

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Howie...SAFE.

 

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Jase...SAFE.

 

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James...SAFE.