BBUK 2023 THE RETURN

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

(I took a nap, so I missed the first half hour)

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU MISSED JENKIN.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's okay, everything ended up being about Jenkin for the rest of the show lol.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I rather liked the musical chair gift-giving, US BB should steal that for the upcoming winter season...

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's Jernkin's world, we're just living in it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm having trouble accessing ITV2 so I can't see the after show so far...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I gave up after ten minutes. Don't need a bunch of non-celebs going "I THINK THIS HOUSEMATE IS FAKE AFTER TEN MINUTES LOL."

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't like the ads that use the real BB announcer over them -- make me look over to the screen while working, thinking the show is back...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I lost my access to ITV2! I have to find another nefarious way to stream it...

 

[CaptainWacky]

The punishment for breaking the rules just being "sit in the garden for two hours" was pretty weak.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That happened on US BB this week too! Cirie (the reality vet who just sits back and runs everything) got a punishment after the last veto competition where she had to wear a superfero outfit and perform tasks whenever BB tells her to.

She's had like 2 lame tasks in 4 days. none of them really challenging. One time, she had to SIT IN THE POOL (on a floaty) for 2 WHOLE HOURS OH NOES!!! They are really coddling her and she's gonna coast to the end.

I WANT BB UK DAMMIT (working on it)