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Beautiful women
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The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
well, nobody in their right mind would do that. On the other hand, starting a thread seems to be a rather sane endeavour. After all, it's what a board is there for.
Let's just try to bring this thread back on topic and see if we can get some interesting results.
So, the last on-topic remark was that it is rather difficult to concentrate on the inner beauty of someone if that person has a revolting outside.
The suggested paper bag is propably not a solution suitable for practical use as paper tends to rip easily and also as it would impair breathing which may lead to an acidification of the blood (known to laypersons as death by suffocation).
So, what other solutions are there for unattractive people?
In my opinion there is always something you can do. Most weight problems can be solved with a healthy diet and exercise. Bad skin could be improved with the help of a dermatologist and by stopping to smoke and drink and starting to get more sleep. Bad breath can be healed by decent dental hygiene (or in rare cases by consulting a throat or stomach specialist). Crooked teeth can be mended even in adults nowadays.
Everyone can look halfways attractive, nowadays, if they care a little for themselves.
Let's just try to bring this thread back on topic and see if we can get some interesting results.
So, the last on-topic remark was that it is rather difficult to concentrate on the inner beauty of someone if that person has a revolting outside.
The suggested paper bag is propably not a solution suitable for practical use as paper tends to rip easily and also as it would impair breathing which may lead to an acidification of the blood (known to laypersons as death by suffocation).
So, what other solutions are there for unattractive people?
In my opinion there is always something you can do. Most weight problems can be solved with a healthy diet and exercise. Bad skin could be improved with the help of a dermatologist and by stopping to smoke and drink and starting to get more sleep. Bad breath can be healed by decent dental hygiene (or in rare cases by consulting a throat or stomach specialist). Crooked teeth can be mended even in adults nowadays.
Everyone can look halfways attractive, nowadays, if they care a little for themselves.
jack
The Legendary Troll King
wtf did you expect?
The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
so, guys, tell me: what sort of woman do you find attractive? Do you go for a special type?
Consumer
Elder Statesman
Intelligent, artistic talent of some type (writing, dance, paint, ect.), over 35 (rare exceptions made...but no one under 30 EVER), I usually prefer women slightly older than I am, well read, sensual and sexually aware. At least curious about submission. Wise, and honest. Healthy and able to keep up with me physically (i.e. 5+ mile hikes, or dancing for about 2 hours or so).
Widely traveled is a plus. Scars (physical) are a turn-on for me, as are the stories behind them, usually. Talents I do not have, such as languages or skills, are a BIG plus.
Turn offs: Masochists who don't have a submissive side, stupid people, indecisive people, liars, couch potatoes, immaturity.
Physically I'm an open book. I've found beauty in almost every human variation.
Widely traveled is a plus. Scars (physical) are a turn-on for me, as are the stories behind them, usually. Talents I do not have, such as languages or skills, are a BIG plus.
Turn offs: Masochists who don't have a submissive side, stupid people, indecisive people, liars, couch potatoes, immaturity.
Physically I'm an open book. I've found beauty in almost every human variation.
The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
Now you made me curious. Why none under 30?
Consumer
Elder Statesman
Mainly because I'm now in my early 40's, there is too great a gap.
I also have less tolerance for foolishness as a result of these last few years. It's not their fault, but I find that the years adds a temper and patina to a personality that I must have to be romantically interested. Finding it in someone under 30 has not happened for me in years, and at this point I doubt it ever will again.
I can befriend someone under 30, I just won't sleep with or date them.
I also have less tolerance for foolishness as a result of these last few years. It's not their fault, but I find that the years adds a temper and patina to a personality that I must have to be romantically interested. Finding it in someone under 30 has not happened for me in years, and at this point I doubt it ever will again.
I can befriend someone under 30, I just won't sleep with or date them.
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
When you say attractive, could you be more specific? Attractive to fuck? Attractive to marry? Both? Neither?
The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
attractive as in raising your interest in a person.
The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
[QUOTE='Gear]burlap?[/QUOTE]
I don't get it. This burlap http://www.caucho.com/resin-3.0/protocols/burlap.xtp or that one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hessian_(cloth) ?
But I fail to see a connectin to the topic in either one.
I don't get it. This burlap http://www.caucho.com/resin-3.0/protocols/burlap.xtp or that one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hessian_(cloth) ?
But I fail to see a connectin to the topic in either one.
Consumer
Elder Statesman
Burlap is stronger than the paper bag, and is a looser weave.
I believe that is the point that 'gear was trying to make.
The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
OIC. Sorry - had only 6 days off all year and my brain is starting to turn into a pudding-like substance..
Love Child
One Love
She is a hard worker. And you know, Call of Nature is a beautiful woman.
The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
a hard worker yes, beautiful - hmmm, depends on the point of view. I think I'm average but I have pretty eyes and good hair. He does have a photo of me, so he can get his own opinion. A pic taken at work, actually LOL.
Today I'll be working too but it'll be fun: I'll be meeting with and interpreting for the illustrious Mr Auberjonois aka Odo
That'll be a cool evening!
Though nothing can beat last weekend with Jim Byrnes, Steve Dawson, Keith Lowe and The Sojourners. Bestest weekend I've ever had, in spite of the car crash.
Today I'll be working too but it'll be fun: I'll be meeting with and interpreting for the illustrious Mr Auberjonois aka Odo
That'll be a cool evening!Though nothing can beat last weekend with Jim Byrnes, Steve Dawson, Keith Lowe and The Sojourners. Bestest weekend I've ever had, in spite of the car crash.
Sadistic Bastard
No Mercy
That is difficult for some to do.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Yeah same here.