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Beer/Karma Game

19 bottles of beer on the wall
19 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
18 bottles of beer on the wall

I have such a hangover...my head is pounding...gonna go lay down after I drink about a gallon of orange juice...ooooo, I don't feel well at all. Why oh why did I do this? Why did I drink all that beer? I knew this was gonna happen, and I keep promising myself when I get a hangover that I'll never, ever do this this again. Why didn't I listen to myself. [much wailing and gnashing of teeth with firm promises never to indulge again!]
 
18 bottles of beer on the wall
18 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
17 bottles of beer on the wall

who's going to get the last bottle?
 
17 bottles of beer on the wall
17 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
16 bottles of beer on the wall

Tis a lovely day for sitting around, drinking beer.
 
15 bottles of beer on the wall
15 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
14 bottles of beer on the wall

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13 bottles of beer on the wall
13 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
12 bottles of beer on the wall

See, I've already broken my promise not to drink again! I'm weak. We need a TK Anonymous forum. "Hello, my name is Enkephalen." "Hello Enkephalen." "I'm a TK cyberholic."
 
OMG! Weekends over and the beer isn't gone? But alas, there are those that have Monday off.....so
(Ironic, there are 12 steps in AA-and I get # 12)
12 bottles of beer on the wall, 12 bottles of beer,
take one down,
pass it around
11 bottles of beer on the wall
(Anyone know who's in the bathroom? after all this beer y'know?)
Step 12: (for Enkephalen)
Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, cyberholics, sexaholics, Trollaholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
 
Step 11: Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our consciuos contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of his will for us and the power to carry that out.
11 bottles of beer on the wall
11 bottles of beer
take on down pass it around
10 bottles of beer on the wall
 
Step 10: Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
10 bottles of beer on the wall
10 bottles of beer
take one down
pass it around 9 bottles of beer on the wall.
 
Step 9: Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. (unless they are an annoying ranter noob)
9 bottles of beer on the wall
9 bottles of beer
take one down
pass it around
8 bottles of beer on the wall
 
8 bottles of beer on the wall, 8 bottles of beer,
Take one down, Pass it around........
Step 8: (recomend drinking before attempting this one)
Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
7 bottles of beer on the wall
 
This just seems wrong, I can't go on. :D
7 bottles of beer on the wall
7 bottles of beer
take one down
pass it around
6 bottles of beer on the wall

Step 7: Humbly asked him to remove our shortcomings.
 
I can't stop now, can I? (spoken like a true alcoholic)
6 bottles of beer on the wall
6 bottles of beer
take one down
pass it around
5 bottles of beer on the wall
Step 6:
Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
 
5 bottles of beer on the wall
5 Bottles of beer!
Take one down
Pass it around!
4 bottles of beer on the wall!

Step 5: Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
 
4 bottles of beer on teh wall
4 bottles of beer
take one down
pass it around
3 bottles of beer on the wall
Step 4: Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
 
3 bottles of beer on the wall
3 bottles of beer
take one down
pass it around
2 bottles of beer on the wall
Step 3: Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the car of God (or TK ;) as we understood him.
 
Step 2: Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

2 bottles of beer on the wall
2 bottles of beer
take one down
pass it around
1 fucking bottle of beer on the wall!:wah!: :scared: :pissed: :wtf?:
 
Step 1: We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become unmanageable.


What happens with that last bottle of beer?
P.S. didn't mean to sober anyone up, I was just bored.
 
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