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Beer/Karma Game

92 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
92 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
91 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.
 
91 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
91 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
90 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.

Brrrr it's to cold for iced tea!
 
90 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
90 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
89 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.

When we get finished with this Long Island Iced Tea, we'll get into the hot toddies.
 
89 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
89 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
88 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.

I can drink alone. I've got no problem whatsoever with that.
 
88 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
88 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
87 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.

I know. You think I'm kidding about being able to drink alone. I'll do it. Even if it takes me all year. Next year, people will ask me what I accomplished in 2006. My sad reply will be, "I drank 100 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea mostly by myself in an online message board thread." And people will feel sorry for me. They'll insist I take a room in a hotel by the sea, take some air and a vacation. I'll send them postcards from the edge.
 
87 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
87 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
86 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.

I'm serious.
 
86 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
86 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
85 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.

Just to show you how serious I am, I'll have another.
 
85 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
85 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
84 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.

And another.....
 
84 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
84 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
83 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.

And another.....
 
83 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
83 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
82 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.

And another.....
 
82 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
82 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
81 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.

And another.....
 
81 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
81 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
80 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.

And another.....
Okay, so I dropped the last two. I'm still gonna have this one all by myself, not going to share or any other GD thing.
 
I'm gonna drink this one ...

80 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
80 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
79 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.
 
I'm gonna drink this one too...

79 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
79 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
78 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.
 
Then ...

I'm gonna drink this one ...

78 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
78 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and stuck it in my purse for later,
77 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.

Now, I'm gonna go sing an old Jackie Deshannon song in the lyrics thread.
 
Well, it is Valentine's Day and I don't have one and Mentalist hates me and I don't know why so,

77 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
77 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took seven out and poured them into an intravenous bag and plugged in,
70 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.
 
Yuck. Just learned what the newest meaning of "scat" is. I need a great deal to drink.

70 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
70 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took ten out and poured them into an intravenous bag and plugged in,
60 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.
 
All righty - Friday night of a long weekend has begun!
Except it is freezing here so I'm only having one .... now,

60 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
60 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
59 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.
 
It is Saturday and I have the flu. My friends are in town and it is sleeting, freezing cold, and I have the flu. This sucks. This sucks. This sucks. No Long Island Teas for me tonight.
 
Oh, crap ... have to clean out the fridge ... new holiday season coming up, can't have old stuff hanging around!

59 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge,
59 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea.
Took one out and drank it up,
58 bottles of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge.
 
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