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Only in Hollywood.
 
12 Weeks today!!!! We're almost out of the first trimester!!

Donovan said:
You already know it's a she, or are you hopeful?
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I'm hopeful. We have a boy and now I want a girl. My friend's husband will scan me in about 3 weeks to see if he can find the baby's gender.

Talk and sing to the baby, it'll respond more as it grows. Mine used to wake up to the sound of my voice and go haywire in there, pissed his mom off until I was on strict silence orders when I came in late lol.
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Sing? Well I suppose anything can sound good if it's muffled, LOL! I promise I won't sing to her outside the womb, no one needs that. I already read to her while I read to her brother, I can't wait until she starts reacting to our voices or at least I can TELL she's reacting to our voices.

Your burger story was funny, lots of women crave that I think it has to do with protein. I remember one morning about 7 am I woke in my bed, there was this creature straddling my chest with her face inches from mine, who vaguely resembled my wife if she'd been dosed with Gamma rays and turned into the hulk. All she said was:

"Cheeseburger. Now."

I said, "Do I have time to put my pants on?"

The answer, without a single hint of a smile, was: "If you make it quick."

I was frightened and a little aroused, but mostly just frightened lol.
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LOL! You're the man Dono!! BDM will go out if I ask him to and has gone on a hot dog run a time or two but mostly I keep the house full of appealing things to eat so we're not making midnight dashes.

My appetite is back to normal but I have little to no cravings for sugar which is VERY odd because I'm a sugar addict. I eat lots of vegetables and protein. I'm not saying I haven't bought the sweets but I buy them and then they sit there until BDM feels like eating them...Poor thing is going to gain my 30lbs.

BTW, I'm ignoring Caco's cheap shots at my wedding and child. I'm bitchy for sure but I find her claims ridiculous, not provoking. From her "real woman" judges only wedding to her alleged child. Funny how all of this ONLY came about once I announced I was pregnant...Smells like a troll to me.

And now for the, "I don't care what you think it's 100% true completely believable rebuttal" I CAN'T WAIT!
 
You could have just ignored her, you know. If you didn't want the ill feeling in here.

And not everybody's daily movements revolve around you. Amazingly.
 
What Gagh said.
 
You had me at BDM going out on a "hot dog run".

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I was once married by a judge, and then divorced by a judge. It's the circle of life.
 
Gagh said:
You could have just ignored her, you know. If you didn't want the ill feeling in here.
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I could, I have, I generally do, and take a sigh of relief, I will again. No worries my man, there are no ill feelings, feelings would imply I care and I don't. :)

And not everybody's daily movements revolve around you. Amazingly.
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They sure don't, never said they did and I'm not entirely sure what the hell that has to do with my thread. I'm not interrupting local television to bring my news to you, it's a thread on an obscure website. Try and keep things on perspective Oh Hateful One. ;)

You've got jack on your side though, that amounts to a fat (and I do mean fat) pile of steaming dog shit, ENJOY!

**Now for those of you who may care or just want to roll your eyes...

Got a new symptom and I'm super hating it. Overnight I've broken out like a teenager, it's so shasta mc nasty. I hope this goes away and SOON! I just want my gorgeous complexion back!! My hair is looking pretty fuckin' fantastic though so I've still got that goin' on.

I'm also a little dizzy from time to time but I'm working VERY hard not to forget things. I'm really glad I'm not one of those women that have every symptom in the book, that would just be torture.
 
Well, I'm 13 weeks today. Feeling fine. I think I'm doing too much but 'tis the season and things don't get done unless Mama does 'em.

Tomorrow will be relaxing. I'm getting my nails done and going to the doctor. I have a little shopping left to do in the morning and then wrapping all night but other than that I can rest, rest, rest!
 
So I go to the doctor today and he asks me, "Have you felt your baby move?" Uh, none of the books said I should be able to feel my baby move so I tell him, "No." And he looks at me with raised eyebrows and says, "No? Not at all?" So I answer, "Not that I've noticed." He returns with, "Have you felt a flutter? Or a weird gassy feeling?" So I say, "No flutters but gassy feelings, yes." I thought it was just gas. Meanwhile, his tone and expression are scaring the living shit out of me, I can feel my blood pressure spike. The doctor says, "That weird gassy feeling is the baby moving." Good to know. So down go the pants and we listen for baby's heartbeat and much to my relief, there it is, nice and strong. Visit over, I'll see him in 4 weeks.

Now, here's what I've learned recently. If you're pregnant, poop when you have to. It doesn't matter when or where you are, find a bathroom and do your business, you're pregnant, you get a pass, IMO at least. For if you wait you WILL get constipated which is miserable, lesson learned.

AND

As of last night when I rolled over on my tummy to sleep as I normally do I found that I can no longer roll over on my tummy to sleep because A) There was excruciating boob pain and B) Why, there's a little lump in my tummy that doesn't like to be squished into my mattress. That part was actually pretty cool.

Two weeks until we find out if the apple has a stem! W00t!
 
Cool! If the apple does have a stem, we will refer to him as LDM (Li'l Dick McGee).

If not, then maybe Larvae_Girl?

:who?me?:
 
Pics of the consummation or it didn't happen.
 
Well, I'm going tomorrow to see if I can find out the sex of the baby...I'm hoping we can, if not, a couple more weeks. I can't WAIT!

Oh and thanks for restickying this. :D
 
So if it has both sets of genitalia, would you just leave things as is, or would you chop away one of them and decide for the baby what gender it will be raised as?
 
It would be just like her to have a baby that could fuck itself too ;)
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
So if it has both sets of genitalia, would you just leave things as is, or would you chop away one of them and decide for the baby what gender it will be raised as?
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I'd keep 'em both, when the child decides what he/she is he/she can make the decision. It would be hard but I know I could deal with it.
 
SOOOOOOOOO...I went and had a sonogram today, by best friend's husband is a sonogram technician and he sneaks me in for freebies which is AWESOME!! The purpose of today's visit was to see if he could determine the sex of the baby. At first he saw three lines which apparently means it's a girl (YAY!) but then he poked around and commented that he may have spoken too soon. He couldn't tell for sure if he was looking at a weenie and scrotum or the umbilical cord. He's not a bad sonogram tech, he's actually one of the best in his field but I am only 14 weeks pregnant so things aren't as defined as it can sometimes take in order for him to see it clearly. So he's about 60% sure that it's a girl but he'll scan me again in about 10 days and see if there's a better picture.

As he was poking and pushing around the baby was squirming and moving and it was SO INCREDIBLE!! I have a little bitty baby in there!

So think pink and I'll let you know for sure when I know for sure!!
 
What if it's both? :phpconfused:
 
Laker_Girl said:
Yeah, I still don't believe you Caco.

Anyhoo, BDM and I are having the first legitimate TK baby...Feel better Caco? And we actually planned our child...I am of course pretending I even believe you have a child, God forbid.

Pretending again, I always thought that regardless of how immature you were you at least had your head on straight, guess not. I hope you know that if you really do have a child you've ruined your life or at least your dreams and possibly that child's life. Kids have no business having kids.

Congrats though, seriously.

Now back to me. I feel great, my energy is pretty top notch and it's a good thing too, Christmas is here, YIKES!
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Congrats and I do so dearly hope these sunshiney vibes of yours penetrate the placental barrier so that your child turns out just as sugary and love-spewing as you.

Congrats to Cacophony and GTC as well.
 
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