Blackfoot's official Dallas Cowboys thread.

[C-40]

Ah, so you'll be going to that game like you did last years?

:::snicker:::

I'm trying to get tickets. I'm pretty sure thiers a Philly fan out there looking to get high and or drunk instead of attending the beat down Mike Vick and company are going to take this Sunday.

 

[jack]

Maybe Greg will save you the seat next to his :bigass:

 

[steve samurai jack]

Ah, so you'll be going to that game like you did last years?

:::snicker:::

I'm trying to get tickets. I'm pretty sure thiers a Philly fan out there looking to get high and or drunk instead of attending the beat down Mike Vick and company are going to take this Sunday.

Maybe Greg will save you the seat next to his :bigass:

*tee hee*

jack is starting something that Greg wants to forget.

*laughing*

 

[Gagh]

*tee hee*

jack is starting something that Greg wants to forget.

*laughing*

Are you an organ grinder's monkey, because all you do is post *laughing*. You must be like that little monkey from Raiders of the Lost Ark bouncing up and down on Blackfoot's shoulder.


Would you like a date?

 

[C-40]

Maybe Greg will save you the seat next to his :bigass:

That's pretty low Jack. Being that your only 5' 2" at best that's a great come back.

You just can't find a Philly ticket lying in the streets. You have to have cash. Too have cash you have to have a job.

 

[jack]

That's pretty low Jack. Being that your only 5' 2" at best that's a great come back.

You just can't find a Philly ticket lying in the streets. You have to have cash. Too have cash you have to have a job.

Speaking of low blows, cash, and jobs.... how's your ex-girlfriend doing? :bigass:

 

[jack]

Yeah i know, that was also a dirty crack. Same thing.

 

[C-40]

Speaking of low blows, cash, and jobs.... how's your ex-girlfriend doing? :bigass:

I haven't had an ex since 1989. I still get pussy from my supposidly ex's. I have never ever called a bitch my girlfriend since.

I drive a hummer h2 Jack, I can be a player or get played. I choose too be a player I got it like that dawg.

And another thang, Jack.

That's what I mean when I bust. Can I Bust?

 

[jack]

I got a pair of black loafers for Christmas. What did you get Chuckie?

Speaking of black loafers, how's your Dad?

 

[jack]

I haven't had an ex since 1989. I still get pussy from my supposidly ex's. I have never ever called a bitch my girlfriend since.

I drive a hummer h2 Jack, I can be a player or get played. I choose too be a player I got it like that dawg.

And another thang, Jack.

That's what I mean when I bust. Can I Bust?

What do you do, glue some hair to your hand first?

 

[Seph]

bwahahahah

 

[steve samurai jack]

DALLAS COWBOYS.COM

DALLAS COWBOYS CHEERLEADERS​

• WEEK 1:
  
  DALLAS 34 @ TAMPA BAY 21 (1 - 0)
  
• WEEK 2:
  
  NY GIANTS 33 @ DALLAS 31 (1 - 1)
  
• WEEK 3:
  
  CAROLINA 7 @ DALLAS 21 (2 - 1)
  
  [*]WEEK 4:
  
  DALLAS 10 @ DENVER 17 (2 - 2)
  
  [*]WEEK 5:
  
  DALLAS 26 @ KANSAS CITY 20 (3 - 2)
  
  [*]WEEK 6: Bye
  
  [*]WEEK 7:
  
  ATLANTA 21 @ DALLAS 37 (4 - 2)
  
  [*]WEEK 8:
  
  SEATTLE 17 @ DALLAS 38 (5 - 2)
  
  [*]WEEK 9:
  
  DALLAS 20 @ PHILADELPHIA 16 (6 - 2)
  
  [*]WEEK 10:
  
  DALLAS 7 @ GREEN BAY 17 (6 - 3)
  
  [*]WEEK 11:
  
  WASHINGTON 6 @ DALLAS 7 (7 - 3)
  
  [*]WEEK 12:
  
  OAKLAND 7 @ DALLAS 24 (8 - 3)
  
  [*]WEEK 13:
  
  DALLAS 24 @ NY GIANTS 31 (8 - 4)
  
  [*]WEEK 14:
  
  SAN DIEGO 20 @ DALLAS 17 (8 - 5)
  
  [*]WEEK 15:
  
  DALLAS 24 @ NEW ORLEANS 17 (9 - 5)
  
  [*]WEEK 16:
  
  DALLAS 17 @ WASHINGTON 0 (10 - 5)
  
• WEEK 17: Jan 03 PHI @ DAL

can we stay on topic?

*tee hee*

 

[Seph]

No...

 

[FBI parte due]

CH) bong thlab serch huey thlab yum, prous teh mom men proney, bong jong rous prous teh srey, jet bong smos peakdey teh oun

 

[jack]

So Fibs you know, I'm scratching my head about you.

What happened?

 

[FBI parte due]

Shit, sorry.

 

[jack]

Really, it's like your a different poster

 

[Seph]

fbi is a legend in the game.

 

[FBI parte due]

Compared to like 2007, or compared to last week?

 

[GANK MASTER]

The Dallas Cowboys are God's football team.......Yes, that is what I said. The Dallas Cowboys are God's football team. How do I know? Good question:


For your quarterback to cough up the ball six times and you still win the game, divine intervention is required.

To do it in such spectacular, nail-biting fashion on Monday Night Football, in front of the whole country? God is the only answer.

You fire the Big Tuna, and then next season start at 5-0? God is at work.

When a team with this much money, tradition and fan support can't win a single play-off game in ten years, the only reasonable explanation is that God is punishing them for their sins. Especially the sins of Jerry Jones. And Michael Irvin.

Speaking of . . . Michael Irvin's Hall of Fame induction speech? There truly is a God, and he is doing his God-thing. Think also Deion Sanders.
Dallas is called "America's Team." Before last year's NFC Championship, the New Orleans Saints started using the phrase "America's Team" for themselves. Since the Saints stole this from the Cowboys, how many games have the Saints won? None. Not a game. Why? Because when you steal from God's team, you incur God's wrath.

No team has won more Superbowls than the Cowboys, even after this last decade of divine rebuke.

The Cowboys have survived the idiocy of Jerry Jones (the firing of Jimmy Johnson anyone?) Must be God.

God gave us Troy Aikman, Tony Dorsett, Don Meredith, Bob Hays, Bob Lily, Roger Staubach, Randy White, and, of course, #22, greatest running back ever, Mr. Emmitt Smith.

The hole in the roof. God always has the best seat for home games.