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Fuck You.
As soon as I opened that thread I heard the little voice inside me, correction, the little 'happy' voice say, "Now Mirah, you know, Self-Pity isnt' pretty!"
 
Fuck you.
It didnt reallly rhyme
it just said
"Shut the fuck up"
"Some have it worse than you"
or "Get off the pity pot"
etc etc
so
fuck you
fuck you
self pity
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
 
I can have my day too
why do I always have to have a ray of sunshine coming out of my ass and daisies popping out of my ear?
 
Fuck You.
No Sexual refrences allowed here
I'm in a pity party
and you minimalizing it by saying
how lovely my lips taste
doesn't get me a job
or get me paid.
No really it doesn't
so shut up
 
I met up with an old lover today
and it fucking felt great!
For a moment all the world was right...........
 
I was so wet
I had a flashlight inside my pussy
and a flashlight in my mouth
my hands were tied
behind my back
it was a fucking light show
in my vagina!
 
Sex is always good. I'm sure one of us can help you. Jack and Loktar would probably fight in an arena Pon Farr style for the chance.
 
My dick is so big, all she has to do is ask, and I can have it out there by Saturday.
 
Yub said:
Sex is always good. I'm sure one of us can help you. Jack and Loktar would probably fight in an arena Pon Farr style for the chance.
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Nah.....I don't have the finances right now to fly out to fuck Mirah. And tbh, I lack jack's charm, confidence and years of sexual experience. I'm such a loser noob.:(
 
Yub said:
If you've already made up your mind then...
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What would you have me do? Its not as easy as it seems to integrate my online charm and personality into my real world socially awkward persona. Talking to someone online who is hundreds, maybe thousands of miles away(even if you know what they look like IRL) is easier than RL face to face interaction.
 
Loktar said:
Nah.....I don't have the finances right now to fly out to fuck Mirah. And tbh, I lack jack's charm, confidence and years of sexual experience. I'm such a loser noob.:(
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Not to mention my enormously thick and veiny member.
 
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