Breaking News! Love Child Shoots Pickle!

[Love Child]

I will lick your nipples until you cum Ilyanna.

 

[Love Child]

I will say your name out loud
pull your hair
kiss your lips gently

 

[Ilyanna]

*Is getting pretty hot right now*

(Oh, and to prevent Loktar from getting anxious to losing an eye over this matter: I'll give it back if you really need it )

 

[Dark Pickle]

Ilyanna is indeed the best.

 

[Loktar]

*Is getting pretty hot right now*

(Oh, and to prevent Loktar from getting anxious to losing an eye over this matter: I'll give it back if you really need it )

Not that anxious over losing an eye. I'm sure there's plenty of naughty places you can stick it.

 

[Kitty]

I believe this little flash movie will solve all the problems of this thread.

http://www2.b3ta.com/mind-control/mindcontrolexperiment.swf

 

[The Dork Lord]

^I didn't click that, but from the title, I'm guessing that's CKLT's old sig, right?

The Nazi Cat? Kill Your parents Kill Yourself?

I stole that for my Yahoo profile when I lurked here years ago :rofl:

 

[Loktar]

*kills parents*

*kills himself*

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm so proud!

*shoots Loktar's corpse*

 

[Kitty]

*kills parents*

*kills himself*

Id congratulate you but it appears that youre already dead.

*steals Loktar's wallet*

 

[Dick Prickle]

I want his shoes.

And that jacket.

 

[Kitty]

The jacket has a little blood on it, and those shoes might need to be splayed to remove the stink.

 

[Dick Prickle]

...............................he got any gold teeth?

 

[Kitty]

...............................he got any gold teeth?

IDK. Grab a pair of pliers. Im willing to find out.

 

[Dick Prickle]

*gets pliers*

 

[Loktar]

No gold teeth. And my wallet is empty except for that letter from the credit company approving the transfer of my credit card debit on my maxxed out credit card to Kitty. Also you'll notice I spray painted Failcunt Lover on the jacket. Have fun.

 

[Kitty]

I forgot that I already maxed out your credit cards.

*gives Loktar's jacket to Falcy Girl*

 

[Loktar]

I forgot that I already maxed out your credit cards.

*gives Loktar's jacket to Falcy Girl*

lolwut? I thought I gave you my SS# and debit card pin. I didn't think I gave/you stole my credit cards.

 

[The Dork Lord]

No gold teeth. And my wallet is empty except for that letter from the credit company approving the transfer of my credit card debit on my maxxed out credit card to Kitty. Also you'll notice I spray painted Failcunt Lover on the jacket. Have fun.

*salts and burns the corpse*

 

[Kitty]

lolwut? I thought I gave you my SS# and debit card pin. I didn't think I gave/you stole my credit cards.

um yeah. I wouldnt try to charge anything to those cards for awhile.