Breaking News! Love Child Shoots Pickle!

[Mirah]

This just in:
In a battle epic only to those who give a rat's ass, Love Child Shot Pickle in hopes to gain Ilyanna's love and attention, so she said in an interview earlier this week with Kathy Lee in which she predicted the events of this day.

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=117833

 

[Dual]

OMG!

*Drives Pickle to the hospital.*

 

[Dark Pickle]

This just in:
In a battle epic only to those who give a rat's ass, Love Child Shot Pickle in hopes to gain Ilyanna's love and attention, so she said in an interview earlier this week with Kathy Lee in which she predicted the events of this day.

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=117833

We can both share Ily's love.

There's no need to start an imaginary war

 

[Mirah]

This just in:
In an amazing recovery, Pickle gets up and goes to his computer and posts the above post! Amazing!

 

[Dirk Funk]

UPDATE: Pickle still in intensive care. He suffered the loss of both his testicles, and required the installation of a prosthetic ass.

 

[Love Child]

OMG!

*Drives Pickle to the hospital.*

*Shoots Dual

 

[Kitty]

shoot me next, right in the face


DO IT!!!!!!!!

 

[Dirk Funk]

This just in:
In an amazing recovery, Pickle gets up and goes to his computer and posts the above post! Amazing!

I'll finish him off! *Takes dick out, whips it across Pickle's head. Pickle dies.*

 

[Mirah]

This Just In!

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1673627&postcount=6

Love Child Shoots Dual at the Hospital! Kitty tried to step in and save both Dual and Pickle, and tried to take a bullet but I Think Love Child has a different plan for her instead.

 

[Loktar]

*pisses on Dual and Pickles grave*

*sexes Love Child to distract her from pursuing Ily*

 

[The Dork Lord]

These are all very interesting fantasies.

An active imagination is important to ones mental health, I've always found.

 

[Loktar]

These are all very interesting fantasies.

An active imagination is important to ones mental health, I've always found.

If thats true, then why are you so crazy?

 

[Dr Dave]

Lack of medication.

 

[Loktar]

Lack of medication.

Ah.

 

[Gonad]

NEEDZ PILLZ LOL?

 

[Dark Pickle]

*pisses on Dual and Pickles grave*

*sexes Love Child to distract her from pursuing Ily*

If thats true, then why are you so crazy?

There's a lot of hostile comments from someone who's supposedly my friend.

Are you sure I'm the crazy one?

 

[Ilyanna]

While Ilyanna does not officially support the use of violence against third parties, she does feel slightly aroused by the fact that Mirah would commit murder for her, so she focuses all available attention and love on Mirah. Due to her omnipotence and whatnot, though, she is able to heal Dual and Pickle and keeps an eye of Loktar and his shenanigans all at the same time.

Yeah, that's how good she is. :smflaugh:

 

[Love Child]

I love you Ily! Thats fucking Hot!

 

[Love Child]

I almost shot myself over this, but then decided not to.

 

[Love Child]

If anyone takes that seriuosly, I will kill them.