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Breaking News! Love Child Shoots Pickle!

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Mirah

Mirah

I love you
This just in:
In a battle epic only to those who give a rat's ass, Love Child Shot Pickle in hopes to gain Ilyanna's love and attention, so she said in an interview earlier this week with Kathy Lee in which she predicted the events of this day.

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=117833
 
OMG!

*Drives Pickle to the hospital.*
 
Mirah said:
This just in:
In a battle epic only to those who give a rat's ass, Love Child Shot Pickle in hopes to gain Ilyanna's love and attention, so she said in an interview earlier this week with Kathy Lee in which she predicted the events of this day.

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=117833
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We can both share Ily's love.

There's no need to start an imaginary war ;)
 
This just in:
In an amazing recovery, Pickle gets up and goes to his computer and posts the above post! Amazing!
 
UPDATE: Pickle still in intensive care. He suffered the loss of both his testicles, and required the installation of a prosthetic ass.
 
Dual said:
OMG!

*Drives Pickle to the hospital.*
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*Shoots Dual
 
shoot me next, right in the face


DO IT!!!!!!!!
 
Mirah said:
This just in:
In an amazing recovery, Pickle gets up and goes to his computer and posts the above post! Amazing!
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I'll finish him off! *Takes dick out, whips it across Pickle's head. Pickle dies.*
 
This Just In!

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1673627&postcount=6

Love Child Shoots Dual at the Hospital! Kitty tried to step in and save both Dual and Pickle, and tried to take a bullet but I Think Love Child has a different plan for her instead.
 
*pisses on Dual and Pickles grave*

*sexes Love Child to distract her from pursuing Ily*
 
These are all very interesting fantasies.

An active imagination is important to ones mental health, I've always found.
 
The Dork Lord said:
These are all very interesting fantasies.

An active imagination is important to ones mental health, I've always found.
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If thats true, then why are you so crazy?
 
Lack of medication.
 
Dr Dave said:
Lack of medication.
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Ah.
 
NEEDZ PILLZ LOL?
 
Loktar said:
*pisses on Dual and Pickles grave*

*sexes Love Child to distract her from pursuing Ily*
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Loktar said:
If thats true, then why are you so crazy?
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There's a lot of hostile comments from someone who's supposedly my friend.

Are you sure I'm the crazy one? ;)
 
While Ilyanna does not officially support the use of violence against third parties, she does feel slightly aroused by the fact that Mirah would commit murder for her, so she focuses all available attention and love on Mirah. Due to her omnipotence and whatnot, though, she is able to heal Dual and Pickle and keeps an eye of Loktar and his shenanigans all at the same time.

Yeah, that's how good she is. :smflaugh:
 
I love you Ily! Thats fucking Hot!
 
I almost shot myself over this, but then decided not to.
 
If anyone takes that seriuosly, I will kill them.
 
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