Cacophony needs a man

[Cacophony]

Is that a clarinet in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

(Yes, I do realize that was utterly and completely lame )

 

[The Dork Lord]

All the fellas luvz teh Cac!

(that sounds wrong too)

 

[Lilac]

Is that a clarinet in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Clarinet. A new euphanism for wood.

 

[Lord Foil1212]

Is that a clarinet in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

(Yes, I do realize that was utterly and completely lame )

no. It's a sharpie.

 

[The Dork Lord]

If she had said French horn or tuba, I might have worried.

 

[Lord Foil1212]

what about euphonium?

 

[Fagh]

You don't have the right parts for me honey, or I would volunteer. Don't worry Cacophony darling, I am sure the right kind of man for you will show up soon, if he hasn't already.

 

[El Machorro]

TRY blue pickle bondage.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Did she ever find a man?

 

[Gonad]

Apparantly not??

 

[Lavender]

I need a man! I'm next! I'm next! Do me!

 

[Cacophony]

Did she ever find a man?

The world may never know

Thanks for the bump LC, this thread made me laugh

 

[The Dork Lord]

I thought she found a cow?

 

[Lord Waffles]

You Rode The Big One! You're 29% Ultimate Size-Queen and 19 Compatible with a sensitive well-hung man!!

You might like big penises a littttttle too much, but you'd still be a great lover for a large man.

I love quizzes.

 

[The Dork Lord]

8====D