CAIT TODD CAME BACK FROM T3H DEADNESS AND HIT RIVER TAM WITH THE STUNNER

[The Question]

Nah, I was playing Forgotten Hope on the Iwo map. The LCI was shelling the bunkers with rockets until their Betty bombed the unholy shit out of it. (Which was a bad thing since I was standing on the foredeck at the time.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BETTY CRACKA?

 

[The Question]

Dunkin' Heineys?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ASS PASTRIES LOL NO DIGGITY WIGGITY LEND ME A HO-STESS TWINKIE HAMMER

 

[The Question]

WE NEEDZ TO MAKE A ROBOT THAT TALKS NI CAPTAINWACKESE AND CALL IT THE WACK-O-MATIC IMHO!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU HAVE TO CRAWL BEFORE YOU CAN FLY GRASSHOPPER

 

[The Question]

But all this is quite irrelevant to the subject of fine titties, which same is our true purpose hier.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't like threads I can't control.

 

[The Question]

grpldeeblop

 

[CaptainWacky]

SO YOU COME SEEKING INFORMATION

 

[The Question]

No, I come when I have sexes w/ t3h wimminz.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

TIS FREAD HSAV EONO VALUE I LUVT

 

[The Question]

I bet SilentButtViolence would evne do t3h DeadCait.

 

[CaptainWacky]

jtfe3

 

[The Question]

OMEGAWACKY WUODL ALZO PTU T3H KILTMEAT TO ZE EEFIL DEADCAIT

 

[CaptainWacky]

jhhyhyhghgfgfdfdddddedeeeeees

 

[The Question]

THE HERO OF CANTON WON'T BE DRINKIN' THAT SHIONG MAO NIAO! HE DRINKS THE FINEST WHISKY IN THE HOUSE OMGWTFLOL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE MAN THEY CALL JAYNE

 

[The Question]

Jayne is a girl's name.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So is Sue, but I doubt you could have kicked Johnny Cash's ass either EH SVENGALI????