CAIT TODD CAME BACK FROM T3H DEADNESS AND HIT RIVER TAM WITH THE STUNNER

[CaptainWacky]

KNEEL BEFORE TODD

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG NEVAR (Todd is the name of the owner of the comatose company I work for)

 

[The Question]

So is Sue, but I doubt you could have kicked Johnny Cash's ass either EH SVENGALI????

I bet I could! (If I dug him up and arranged his bones korrektly OMGHOHO)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate this thread.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I hate my new av but I don't have time to work on it

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate freedom.

 

[The Question]

But this thread loves us all with a love that is carnal and smelly.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG SMELL MY FINGER AND YOULL KNOW WHAT THIS THREAD IS LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

I dreamed of killing you last night.

 

[The Question]

I dream of Jeannie.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I DREAM OF CARAMEL COVERED LESBIANS LICKING EACH OTHER LIKE KITTENS UNDER A COW UDDER. SMOTHERED IN CAYANNE CHOCOLATE SAUCE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate this thread more now it's divided into five pages.

 

[The Question]

This is the longest-lasting thread in MF history.

Also, I just scratched my butt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's not longer lasting that "LAKER GIRL YOU ARE PRINCESS DI PLUS DEVIOUS SWINE AND BALLBAGS"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NOT AS LONG AS THE SAREK MUDD'S FIVE-LETTER ROLLEYES BAR THREAD?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

ISN'T THIS IS LONG AS THAT THRED WEERE I WAS ALL "HEY I'M NEW MY NAME IS SILENTBTVIOLENT I'M NOT A DUAL AND YES I AREALLY AM BRARONCSON BPINCHOT.'

 

[The Question]

No I scratched my butt and therefore this IS the longest thread in MF history it's the butt-scratching that makes it so it's like when caesar would give the thumbs up or the thumbs down if I scratch my butt it's thumbs up and if I scratch YOUR butt it's thumbs down and then the thread would have to die in some horrible way like being fed to lions or shown nekkid pitchers of Penny Marshall oh god my brain

 

[jack]

are you guys talking about a wrestling move?

 

[The Question]

I don't know, I thought "the stunner" was where a chick gets her tits out and tries to smack ya with 'em.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I thought "the stunner" was when you unexpectedly pull out and then mushroom-stamp her forehead.

At least that's what I call it.