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Episode 1: A new mission
Captains Log: Star date sofdihsfoiuhfu
Who knew our mission would end in this disaster, but our adversary was too strong, our ship sabotaged...but out will remains as strong as TEN MOOSE!
The USS Sexy Pants was adrift. Most of it's systems were out. On the bridge, smoke filled the air, console blinked on and off and most of the bridge crew was injured or dead.
CaptainWacky regained consciousness briefly, looked up and said "Damn you...damn you you forked pie..." and fell back into unconsciousness.
"Space the final frontier, these are the voyages of the USS Sexy Pants, it's mission to seek out new sexy ducks and to boldly shout things where no one has gone before"
14 days earlier...
CaptianWacky was like any other Captain in the Mine Field Fleet, he put his pants on one leg at a time, but not his shoes, that he did TWO AT A TIME. He was almost late for his meeting with Admiral Mentalist.
"I bet that CORKED CORN COB won't even be there again" he said to himself
CaptainWacky was right, the admiral was out, Commodore Mayo was there. The commodore was a good bloke, as people who seemed to be constantly slathered in mayonnaise went anyway.
"Ah Captain, good to see you" said Commodore Eggs Mayo
"You as well sir, BY FORK OR BY PORK!" replied CaptainWacky
"Err yes...Well I have a mission for you and the crew of the USS Sexy Pants. Duck Planet 53 has sent out an urgent call for help. Aparenty all their sexy ducks are dissapering" said Commodore Mayo
"Hmm, BY NOOK OR BY BROOK, We will get to the bottom of this!" said CaptainWcky
"Good, I knew we could count on you, you get underway in 2 hours!" said Commodore Mayo
...
Onboard the USS Sexy Pants Commander Cassie sat in the command chair awaiting the Captain. He knew after meeting with Admiral Mentalist, if he was even there this time, he'd need a back rub with her space uterus.
"Commander, signal coming in from CaptainWacky" said Lt.Fuddlemiff who was at Ops
"Turn him on, err I mean put him on!" said Commander Cassie exidedly
"Commander, we leave for Duck Planet 53, some sexy ducks are going missing. We launch in under 2 hours!" said CaptainWacky
"Aye sir!" replied Cassie, turning to Lt.Fuddlemiff she said "Inform the crew that we will be under way in under two hours, and get me my chief engineer up here!"
"Yes mam!" replied Lt.Fuddlemiff
To be continued...
Captains Log: Star date sofdihsfoiuhfu
Who knew our mission would end in this disaster, but our adversary was too strong, our ship sabotaged...but out will remains as strong as TEN MOOSE!
The USS Sexy Pants was adrift. Most of it's systems were out. On the bridge, smoke filled the air, console blinked on and off and most of the bridge crew was injured or dead.
CaptainWacky regained consciousness briefly, looked up and said "Damn you...damn you you forked pie..." and fell back into unconsciousness.
"Space the final frontier, these are the voyages of the USS Sexy Pants, it's mission to seek out new sexy ducks and to boldly shout things where no one has gone before"
14 days earlier...
CaptianWacky was like any other Captain in the Mine Field Fleet, he put his pants on one leg at a time, but not his shoes, that he did TWO AT A TIME. He was almost late for his meeting with Admiral Mentalist.
"I bet that CORKED CORN COB won't even be there again" he said to himself
CaptainWacky was right, the admiral was out, Commodore Mayo was there. The commodore was a good bloke, as people who seemed to be constantly slathered in mayonnaise went anyway.
"Ah Captain, good to see you" said Commodore Eggs Mayo
"You as well sir, BY FORK OR BY PORK!" replied CaptainWacky
"Err yes...Well I have a mission for you and the crew of the USS Sexy Pants. Duck Planet 53 has sent out an urgent call for help. Aparenty all their sexy ducks are dissapering" said Commodore Mayo
"Hmm, BY NOOK OR BY BROOK, We will get to the bottom of this!" said CaptainWcky
"Good, I knew we could count on you, you get underway in 2 hours!" said Commodore Mayo
...
Onboard the USS Sexy Pants Commander Cassie sat in the command chair awaiting the Captain. He knew after meeting with Admiral Mentalist, if he was even there this time, he'd need a back rub with her space uterus.
"Commander, signal coming in from CaptainWacky" said Lt.Fuddlemiff who was at Ops
"Turn him on, err I mean put him on!" said Commander Cassie exidedly
"Commander, we leave for Duck Planet 53, some sexy ducks are going missing. We launch in under 2 hours!" said CaptainWacky
"Aye sir!" replied Cassie, turning to Lt.Fuddlemiff she said "Inform the crew that we will be under way in under two hours, and get me my chief engineer up here!"
"Yes mam!" replied Lt.Fuddlemiff
To be continued...