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Cassie: Hot Air Balloon Millionaire?

Gagh

Gagh

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Am I alone in thinking Cassie is secretly a multi-millionaire who has made her fortune in manufacturing hot air balloons for wealthy Yemenese businessmen, and is in reality, assessing us all for our worth in order to donate her moolah to one of us? Am I?
 
headvoid

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
She has already given me some moolah.

I asked her for some money, but she sent me a link of a farting porn site as some sort of negative answer I believe
 
CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
She is the hot air balloon millionaire of our hearts.
 
Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
I AM A HOT AIR MAGNATE!
 
Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
It's all profit after that!
 
Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
SHE'S A BAD MAMMA JAMMA LA LA LA AL ALAALASK
 
Hambil

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
You're pretty close, except she's actually considering our worth as future citizens of the Cassie Nation. The computers will kill all who don't measure up.
 
I am Dan Brown

I am Dan Brown

Don't believe a word they say
That is what they wish you to think.

You can read my book "In it for the code" which tells the real story behind Bill Gates use of the occult to develop the Vista platform.
 
CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
He is Dan Brown.
 
Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
I made a deal with the devil.
 
Ishcabittle

Ishcabittle

Member
I'll tell you this for free: when Cassie gave my independant consultancy over 7.2 million dollars to expand into Sudan, I was impressed. Not only did she see a burgeoning market opportunity and jumped on it, her venture capital firm threw the best closing party I've ever attended.

I don't know how much that troupe of sex midgets cost, but I will never look at a luggage rack the same way again. Or a banana.
 
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