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Cassie: Hot Air Balloon Millionaire?

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Am I alone in thinking Cassie is secretly a multi-millionaire who has made her fortune in manufacturing hot air balloons for wealthy Yemenese businessmen, and is in reality, assessing us all for our worth in order to donate her moolah to one of us? Am I?
 
She has already given me some moolah.

I asked her for some money, but she sent me a link of a farting porn site as some sort of negative answer I believe
 
She is the hot air balloon millionaire of our hearts.
 
I AM A HOT AIR MAGNATE!
 
You create your own wind.
 
It's all profit after that!
 
SHE'S A BAD MAMMA JAMMA LA LA LA AL ALAALASK
 
I approve of this thread!
BONC!
 
You're pretty close, except she's actually considering our worth as future citizens of the Cassie Nation. The computers will kill all who don't measure up.
 
Perhaps they operate themselves?
 
That is what they wish you to think.

You can read my book "In it for the code" which tells the real story behind Bill Gates use of the occult to develop the Vista platform.
 
He is Dan Brown.
 
I made a deal with the devil.
 
Better the devil you know, then the devil you don't.
 
headvoid said:
She has already given me some moolah.

I asked her for some money, but she sent me a link of a farting porn site as some sort of negative answer I believe
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Was it "cakefarts"?
 
I'll tell you this for free: when Cassie gave my independant consultancy over 7.2 million dollars to expand into Sudan, I was impressed. Not only did she see a burgeoning market opportunity and jumped on it, her venture capital firm threw the best closing party I've ever attended.

I don't know how much that troupe of sex midgets cost, but I will never look at a luggage rack the same way again. Or a banana.
 
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